MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Getting Zheng into the fold seemed to be the final piece for Phoenix.

    Also not putting the club out in the middle of nowhere should be a big plus.
     
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  2. snowfx2

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  3. DirtBall

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    About. Fucking. Time. Kick out Port State and quit being cheap asses.
     
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  4. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    If you want to get into mls you need a rich owner and a stadium plan completely locked down. Having a built in fanbase is nice but it’s not getting you through without the two above things. I think everyone knows MLS isn’t stopping at 28 so it’s really just a battle to see who gets all their shit together earliest between Phoenix, Detroit, St Louis, San Diego, Sacramento and whoever else has interest.
     
  5. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Why the rush to expand to 32? Why is that the magical number? Because the NFL?
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Because money
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

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    Shaun, you should learn your savior’s name is spelled Haslam without an E.
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    You’d think as a Browns fan I’d already know this.

    Learn something new everyday
     
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    Spelling his name wrong while cursing them just adds effect. This is the first positive thing the family has done to make you understand your error.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Ha, looks like Carlos Vela was trying to arrange a hook up in Guadalajara and the “girl” he was chatting up on Instagram ended up calling him out and roasting him pretty good, she also happened to be a “he” as well.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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  12. teel

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    As a lifelong NYC fan I can’t imagine them being taken away from me. Congrats Shaun.
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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    Officially renewed as a 2019 Columbus Crew STH. Wasn’t planning on it with just buying a house but after Friday I had to
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Sucks if true. Dude should of been a star in this league but he was stuck up in no mans land Montreal

     
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  15. snowfx2

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  16. Rootgers

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    Brek Shea, pull up your socks, you scrub

    -Everybody
     
  17. DirtBall

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  18. DirtBall

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  19. miles

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    I'm really happy for Rooney. His last couple years in England he looked like he wasn't even having fun playing anymore at times, but he came in and immediately made himself a part of the team, pretty much single handedly turned them into a playoff team, and all his teammates seem to love the shit out of him.
     
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  20. Jimmy the Saint

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    Men in Blazers had a clip of their interview with him earlier in the week. Cool listen, seems like he just wants to be another guy and not treated like a superstar.
     
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  21. DirtBall

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  22. Shiggityshwo

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    just a big loss for our great league
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    I think MLS told them if they used Ford field they wanted a retractable roof and a grass field.

     
  24. Shiggityshwo

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    Big day fellas, multi-screening like it's football Saturday over here, exciting times indeed
     
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  25. Gunners

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  26. snowfx2

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    Never would've thought a Ben Olsen coached team would be fun to watch.
     
  27. miles

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    Atlanta's stadium atmosphere is incredible for an MLS team
     
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  28. Gunners

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    and Acosta picks the corner from outside the box, he's pretty good
     
  29. Shiggityshwo

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    Chicago with the own goal after squaring things up
     
  30. MA

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    RB somehow not down, but might be up a man to start the 2nd half.

    ATL midfield looking less than so far in their match.
     
  31. MA

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    Outside backs for ATL also going with the bold strategy of letting players dribble past them and putting in balls at the touchline.
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Big props to MLS playing these Leastern conference games as the opening act for the far superior Bestern conference headliners. Just genius marketing.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    DC and Philly have supplanted NYC and Crew and the 3rd and 4th teams in the east.
     
  34. Shiggityshwo

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    fuckin hell this is some scary defending
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Handball by bedoya, should be a Red Bull PK.
     
  36. DirtBall

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    VAR comes through, Kaku nails it. Jersey and Katai putting pressure on Atl U.
     
  37. Shiggityshwo

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    Josef's not having his best game
     
  38. MA

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    That's why it never pays to cheat. Ball was going to hit him anyway. Didn't think it was egregious, but still no reason to have them extended at all.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    This is why OC fans pulled the upset over Seattle and Atl in Max and Hercs ‘worst in mls’ rankings:

     
  40. DirtBall

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    He forgot he wasn’t the goalie and went for the two hand punch.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Clear and obvious foul on Escobar before the PK.
     
  42. MA

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    Philly needs some speed on their team. I don't think I saw them get in behind once.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Atl and RBNJ both get the W. Comes down to match day 34.
     
  44. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    If you lose to ocsc, you deserve to be relocated
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    If they had a player like David Accam they’d be deadly...

    Their midfield is really smart and really technical. Great spacing passing and movement. Baird coming on towards the end of the year was huge in their run and Ilsinho can dribble through anything.
     
  46. DirtBall

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  47. MA

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    Except when it comes to where they put their arms in the box.
     
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