MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

wait did Twellman just say Portland's given up 17 goals on set pieces this year?

my apologies for ever comparing Atlanta's woes in that department if that's the case

 

I wasn’t lying when I said they are dogshit. Legit hold your breath on every set-piece.

 

Like right now...no breath

 

Every single time. How they haven’t scored is a miracle.

 

Eat shit Sounders. Eat shit

 

ayyyyy

 

You have to be fucking kidding me.

 

Legend. Amazing name and only trails Landon and Wondo in all time goals.

 

Is anyone having a better week? Yes. Portland’s posts and crossbars

 

there's a new pup in town

 

I meannnnnn could have easily been a repeat 6-2.

 

you knew it was coming. Just didn’t know when or where, kind of like that second goal by Mora.

 

(And the xg for Seattle was like 2, don’t give me this ‘6’ shit)

 

They hit four posts within like 10 minutes


xG SEA 1.95 POR 1.09

 

just reporting what I see.


Soccer gods making up for some of the ridiculous goals from first match imo lol

 

What the Fuck RSL

 

Fucking PRO. Useless dumb Fucking pieces of shit. Ruin every fucking match they can.

 

So sick of this fucking shit. Every fucking match these pathetic fucks ruin everything.

 

DirtBall

 

For those asleep

 

How much mouthwash do you need to get the taste of DonG’s nuts out of your mouth? Couldn’t imagine bragging about PRO’s ineptitude.

 

This is fucking pathetic. How is this considered a “professional” league with these stupid cunts controlling every match?

 

More PRO excellence…guess who gets a red in this clip (hint, the guy getting choked by 2 opposing players)

 

Based PV. DonG and PRO can manufacture all the results they want. I know Bobby and his “nothing matters but good football” has to be contemplating slitting his wrists after that ugly ass effort. Pathetic pathetic showing.

 

Gotta love technology, LAFC guy to Roger:

“Sorry, I milked that, I just wanted the FK, how did they decide on a red!?”

 

Alan Pulido: studs to your ankle so bad that we can see your bone through the gushing blood while on the field…no card
Khiry Shelton: Cleats to the gut that sends you to the ER because of pancreatic malfunction post trauma….no card
Alan Pulido: Closeline/horse collar that re-twists your knee and ends your match…no card

 

Just a good, solid, melty. Love to see it.

 

Yawn. Would threaten to slit yo shit but I know your team can’t do shit vs my superior team even when DonG is all about making you shit strainers look good.

 

didnt take you for an LA fan

 

Friendly reminder, without some PRO-intervention his team also gets their ass beat by SKC

 

Not now, chief; dirt’s in the zone.

 

That boys on a heater from whats I can tell

 

Portland has went 2 games in a row without giving up a goal.

Shocking for sure.

 

I think that was Dax's 1st red card. Incredible

 

Ahh, today is a new day, can’t fret over the sins of yesterday….

Looks at recent google searches: “What blew Shit up OKC” “Can I buy fertilizer on Amazon” “where exactly is PRO headquarters located”

Spoiler

2 birds, 1 stone because obviously it’s the same building and floor in NYC as MLS and SUM

 

HEY FBI, it’s just a joke!!!!

 

it's ok dirt I'm in a bad mood today too

 

Wrong thread

 

Ferreira moving himself into the convo for next round of WCQ with his form.

 

I don’t follow this league anymore for obvious reasons but leave it to FCC to lose a match by allowing Brek to score on them in the 90th

 

Saw some really nice Paxton clips as well from that match

 

it's only fitting that the first goal scorer in that stadium's history puts them to sleep

 

Things that make you go hmm

 

good lord didn't realize Colorado had crept up that much