MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Think I posted something when they were 4th or 5th, like wtf

 

How are they so good at academy and so bad at everything else

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well I wasn't expecting to completely dominate Orlando tonight, but here we are

Pineda harnessed the sauce

 

Fuck you Orlando

 

DonG is just an agent of chaos. Tens of households across the country will be torn apart as the 1 MLS fan demands they watch they playoff game instead of NFL.

 

massive stop on the line for Portland

 

They've always done this dumb stuff. Even putting playoff matches up against NFL on a regular Sunday is a loss.

 

I want some 1:30 local starts like Colorado has today. All of our games at 7pm, and it sucks

 

DCU doing the lords work and letting us know it’s ok to laugh on 9/11

 

iow "Please come to our games"

 

They actually are advertising $9.11 theme tickets for today…

 

F U CREW!!! IIRC, the Wiz got knocked out in the semis of Open Cup, MLS Cup, and whatever we called CCL that year.



Also, Buddle…

 

Just saw an all time howler at Children’s Mercy Park

 

Just as I type that we get a 2nd in the first 5 mins. Salloi is a FORCE

 

And all coached by Bruce…

 

man what a kick in the nuts it must've just been for RSL lasting an entire 20 seconds with the clean sheet before finally conceding

 

They should have practiced this 3 in the back formation before actually using it in a game.

 

What is defense

 

Wow they didn’t leak a late goal. Big win for playoff hopes.

 

Just got my tickets for oct 16 for Quakes vs lafc in LA my first live sporting event since February 2020, can’t wait to check out the stadium

 

Lol

 

I don’t know if my favorite part is that he’s 16, that he was with his parents or her dudes reaction in the background

 

Well mom she’s a uh uh an influencer

 

HA! She used to mess around with Roquan Smith. Lot of pictures of them on his boat and she was rocking her PornHub bikini the whole time.

 

I somehow missed everyone’s favorite Mexican team keeper concoct this gem

 

He was expecting the pass back to be outside the post. The CB messed it up.

 

“Looks like we made it…”

 

That would be a pretty dope prize

 

it's like, why even have a Showcase Showdown when you're already giving that away

 

Finally getting to the new stadium. Holy shit this is nice

 

Great assist from Pepi to Ferriera

 

oh damn didn't realize we were rockin tonight

 

A wild one brewing in the Bronx or Jersey, wherever they play now

 

When you turn the defensive sliders all the way down on FIFA

 

Seattle vs Santos coming up on ESPN2

 

Who in the hell is Miguel Berry?

 

Idk, but that dude has been in top 10 goals on Futbol Americas the last like three weeks

 

dammit Toronto, last 60 minutes down a man only to blow it at the death on a penalty

 

A demigod

 

He's been talking like this since July.

 

lord help me if Rui had pulled that off...

 

Seattle seems the better side but they blew way too many chances

 

Not sure how this game is still scoreless

 

Ruidiaz!!!!!