MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. Andy Reocho

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    Geno’s > Pat’s*

    *neither is the best cheesesteak/sandwich in town
     
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  2. Rootgers

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    They don't even play in Philadelphia
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Goodness gracious Chofis was on a heater yesterday. All those goals were crazy good.
     
  4. OZ2

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    A point, against one of the top western teams (even if it’s at home) after going down to 10 men, and falling behind two times is a point I’ll take every single time.

    Mora & Blanco are on a heater. Wish Williamson didn’t tear his acl god damnit.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Some admin is having fun

     
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  6. DirtBall

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  7. OZ2

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    Every single one of those goals is insane. 3 in one game is mind-blowing.
     
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  8. Shiggityshwo

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    let's get this dub rootgers
     
  9. Rootgers

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    They're fucking awful
     
  10. Shiggityshwo

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    we're doing it tonight though
     
  11. DirtBall

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    What a flex from the shitstain (also extreme lack of knowledge of the rules)

     
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  12. Rootgers

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    Oh cool, we're just gonna lay on the ground until an Inter Miami equalizer
     
  13. Rootgers

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    Matuidi Hackerman .gif
     
  14. Shiggityshwo

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    that was a weird sequence, the entire right side of the field was vacant and nobody from rb seemed too interested in occupying that space, somehow worked the ball into a scoring opportunity with like half the squad in the middle right outside the box
     
  15. Shiggityshwo

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    ayyyyyyy let's get this dub
     
  16. Shiggityshwo

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    ball lands between like five Miami defenders :laugh:
     
  17. Rootgers

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    Miami playing like when you turn all the CPU sliders down in FIFA
     
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  18. Rootgers

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    Lol babygirl what is you doing
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Of course the only Friday game is scheduled 6-8 pm. If they chose to play this on a Tuesday or Sunday they wouldn’t even kick off till 1AM.
     
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  20. Shiggityshwo

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    this is astonishing
     
  21. Rootgers

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    The Miami guys are being really mean to the Red Bull guys and it's kinda rude.
     
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  22. Rootgers

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    One day I'll tell my children about the FS1 Friday doubleheader of RBNJ-Inter Miami and then King Artur Sitkowski vs. The Terrapins
     
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  23. Shiggityshwo

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    how is Matuidi this bad
     
  24. DirtBall

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    That should do it
     
  25. Shiggityshwo

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    fuckin dunked that
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    how are you so bad at evaluating talent? According to fifa he’s one of the leagues best you noob.
     
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  27. Rootgers

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    Both of these teams are playing their 3rd match in 7 days.
     
  28. Rootgers

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    This reminds me of when we used to be good and teams would continuously try to play out of the back and just get shredded
     
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    If Marsch keeps losing and gets demoted maybe you can do it again
     
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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  31. Rootgers

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    Barlowdinho
     
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  32. Rootgers

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    Barlow can't even shithouse well
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Putting the STRIKE in striker :smug:

     
  34. NYGator

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    #25484 NYGator, Sep 17, 2021
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  35. DirtBall

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    #25485 DirtBall, Sep 17, 2021
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  36. DirtBall

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    Pax, please tell me that isn’t a MyPillow under your arm…

     
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  37. DirtBall

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    FRIDAY NIGHT BOMBSHELL:

    MATIAS OUT!!!! (For one match)

     
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  38. DirtBall

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    He’s BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK

    Run to your bookie and put up the house on TFC even if the Ant is only 60% Atomic now he’ll still boss this league.

     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Was listening to allocation disorder on the stair stepper this morning and had to laugh at the incestuous MLS. So Atlanta hires Seattle’s assistant, but Seattle demands they pay for his replacement, so they pay even more to buy out RSL’s head coaches contract so he can go be Seattle’s assistant, and with that money RSL will now buy Atlanta’s assistant to be their HC (if Donovan turns them down).
     
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  40. Shiggityshwo

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    would hate losing Valentino at this point, not sure he's ready to be the head man either
     
  41. Shiggityshwo

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    get a load of Gianluca Barco over here

     
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  42. Arrec Bardwin

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    DirtBall another dominant performance from your Atlanta United.
     
  43. Arrec Bardwin

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    Wait til y’all see what Moreno did to DC on this Bello goal.
     
  44. Shiggityshwo

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    can't wait to outvote DC's two bangers for gotw
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    Sorry, just as I don’t pay attention to FCS scores, I didn’t pay attention to this “match”. Sad I missed it.
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    #JusticeForChofis
     
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  47. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah I wouldn't want to watch Nebraska either

    :shrug:
     
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  48. Arrec Bardwin

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    Kind of like I don’t watch soccer teams with sub 20k stadiums.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Omg Room
     
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