Fuck Yeah! The pre-season last place team made the playoffs and has now taken SS to extra time in Seattle. We’re playing with house money now. Spoiler we’re still gonna lose
It’s brutal. It’s Seattle sports in its finest form. Congrats on the win. Now please make DirtBall unhappy.
Seriously, when ever did a team record ZERO shots and win? On the road? Against the team that invented soccer? It’s probably unprecedented.
Some trash ass Sounders pundit was bitching about this and the second post should come down on his head for the lolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz Remember your HUGE win in Portland you sorry ass fucks???? home by thanksgiving to a team that can’t even get a shot on goal. Fucking embarsssssingggggg Can you even gut a fish without shooting a shot??? Why yes, yes you can.
As you can tell I am nothing but a good sport in this moment. Going to grow out my side hair (I’m bald up top) and cornrows in honor of Kyle Beckerman thanks to the great victors from next to the Wasatch Mountains over the puke ass green emerald city trash to my north.
Sooo, since Freddy Juarez quit as RSL’s Manager to be an Assistant at Seattle RSL has beaten Seattle twice. Once at home and once at Seattle. I would say RSL is the winner of that exchange.
Heyy, did anyone see how Ochoa acted after the final whistle? RSL fans hoped he would punt a ball into that weird spiky bleacher thingy in Seattle’s stadium. Did he?
Eyeballs were a bit too heavy (and bloodshot) to survive the extra time. Woke up randomly at like 4 AM and checked my phone….
I dont know how many times I’ve heard Benny go off about you guys beating LAFC 3-2 that year when they outshot you like 24-2. “They scored 3 goals on 2 FUCKING SHOTS. 2 shots, 3 goals. What the fuck!?!?”
And yes you can quote all of these shit posts when RSL beat Sporting off a 94th minute VAR handball decision that’ll give them a PK.
My wife could've scooped this. I said to her yesterday "You know the ex-Red Bulls GM who went to Toronto whose kids went to your dance studio? Well he got fired." Her "Oh, I know. The kids came back like a month ago."
The fallout from the handball that wasn’t has to be killing DonG. First knocked Galaxy out and let RSL in. Then RSL knocks out Seattle. Now their Thanksgiving game is featuring Colorado instead of the Sea-Por matchup they were clearly trying to set up when they scheduled this game.