MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    He did something good!!!
     
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  3. xec

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    They obviously are not aware that Seattle invented soccer.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Until Atlanta invented it, yet they didn’t realize LAFC would actually invent it a year later…
     
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    Ochoa, don’t you fuck this up
     
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    I have to go freshen my bourbon (neat) and I fully expect Sounders to be up when I return.
     
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    Hacked into soulflys CCTV…

     
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  8. xec

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    Fuck Yeah! The pre-season last place team made the playoffs and has now taken SS to extra time in Seattle. We’re playing with house money now.

    we’re still gonna lose
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Hiw bout you wait till next week and then lose???
     
  10. snowfx2

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    Ugh hopefully no ACL there for Roldan
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Totally inadvertent
     
  12. xec

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    Roldan should be more careful.
     
  13. xec

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    Our remaining bench is pathetic…
     
  14. El_Pato

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    PKs for sure
     
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  15. xec

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    Jesus. Now Lodeiro comes in? It’s like Man City against Blackpool at this point.
     
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    Ruidiaz deserved a Red there.
     
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    Welp
     
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    Alex Roldan would’ve been a legitimate piece to have on the national team :twocents:
     
  19. xec

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    Good call. PKs were always Obi Wan Kenobi…our only hope.
     
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    Wow
     
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  21. soulfly

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    Rowe fucking sucks. What an awesome way to lose a game :facepalm:
     
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  22. xec

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    LOL. ZERO ducking shots!!!

    The opening week’s big winner? The club representing Jack’s Stack House.
     
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    It’s brutal. It’s Seattle sports in its finest form.

    Congrats on the win. Now please make DirtBall unhappy.
     
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  24. xec

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    Seriously, when ever did a team record ZERO shots and win? On the road? Against the team that invented soccer? It’s probably unprecedented.
     
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  25. OZ2

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    Some trash ass Sounders pundit was bitching about this and the second post should come down on his head for the lolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

    Remember your HUGE win in Portland you sorry ass fucks????

    home by thanksgiving to a team that can’t even get a shot on goal. Fucking embarsssssingggggg

    Can you even gut a fish without shooting a shot??? Why yes, yes you can.
     
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  26. xec

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    I’ve been topped!
     
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  27. OZ2

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    As you can tell I am nothing but a good sport in this moment.
    Going to grow out my side hair (I’m bald up top) and cornrows in honor of Kyle Beckerman thanks to the great victors from next to the Wasatch Mountains over the puke ass green emerald city trash to my north.
     
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    I was about to lament what the Mariners did once. But meh.
     
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    My God. I’ve been buried. So this is what being buried alive feels like…
     
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  30. xec

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    Sooo, since Freddy Juarez quit as RSL’s Manager to be an Assistant at Seattle RSL has beaten Seattle twice. Once at home and once at Seattle. I would say RSL is the winner of that exchange.
     
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  31. xec

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    Heyy, did anyone see how Ochoa acted after the final whistle? RSL fans hoped he would punt a ball into that weird spiky bleacher thingy in Seattle’s stadium. Did he?
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Eyeballs were a bit too heavy (and bloodshot) to survive the extra time. Woke up randomly at like 4 AM and checked my phone….

    [​IMG]
     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    glad I tapped out at halftime
     
  35. DirtBall

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    I dont know how many times I’ve heard Benny go off about you guys beating LAFC 3-2 that year when they outshot you like 24-2. “They scored 3 goals on 2 FUCKING SHOTS. 2 shots, 3 goals. What the fuck!?!?”
     
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    And yes you can quote all of these shit posts when RSL beat Sporting off a 94th minute VAR handball decision that’ll give them a PK.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    My wife could've scooped this. I said to her yesterday "You know the ex-Red Bulls GM who went to Toronto whose kids went to your dance studio? Well he got fired."

    Her "Oh, I know. The kids came back like a month ago."
     
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    The fallout from the handball that wasn’t has to be killing DonG. First knocked Galaxy out and let RSL in. Then RSL knocks out Seattle. Now their Thanksgiving game is featuring Colorado instead of the Sea-Por matchup they were clearly trying to set up when they scheduled this game.
     
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    not gonna lie though I'm pumped for some turkey day playoff'n
     
  45. Iron Mickey

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    yes
     
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    My brother is a Raiders fan so I’ll be iPhone watchin
     
  47. Iron Mickey

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  48. Shiggityshwo

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    losing to the kind of goals nyc scored is stupid and annoying
     
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    Stabler Stan.
     
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    This shadow is breaking my balls
     
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