MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    I don’t know is snakes can do backflips but Phang is doing backflips
     
  2. Shiggityshwo

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    all the more reason to root for a revs equalizer
     
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  3. Shiggityshwo

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    fuck yeah!
     
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  4. IAHusk

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    Oh shit
     
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  5. El_Pato

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  6. xec

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    Done!
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Awful game management by NYC.
     
  8. Shiggityshwo

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    fuck pk's gimme a winner
     
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  9. xec

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    +5. NER has time to add another one.
     
  10. xec

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    They were sitting pretty until Castellanos’ needless foul and ejection.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Talking about a player legit cramping and not having him lay there for 5 minutes so you can get a sub up and into the game for him.
     
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    Can't wait to see Gray attempt a PK with one leg
     
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  13. xec

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    And so we go to PK’s. Yet again.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Whoever wins gets to sit with Steffen at lunch for the next window. Loser eats outside.
     
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  15. xec

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    Missed that one. I joined the match fairly late.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Beaut from that reverse angle. Perfect side netter
     
  17. Shiggityshwo

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    they were out of sub opportunities
     
  18. Shiggityshwo

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    knew that big goober was gonna blow it
     
  19. DirtBall

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    THATS EVEN WORSE!!!
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Teal still has that Sporting PK DNA in him
     
  21. DirtBall

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    My 7 year old is bigger than Moralez
     
  22. DirtBall

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    Just blasted that fucker
     
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  23. TheSkeeter

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    Not my USMNT keeper
     
  24. Shiggityshwo

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    lame

    team doop I guess
     
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    But for real thems was some great pens for NYC
     
  26. El_Pato

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    Nashville should watch some film
     
  27. DirtBall

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    MLS Cup in Yankee stadium is actually going to happen
     
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  29. Shiggityshwo

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    do they go to points for the tiebreaker if the mls cup participants are the same seed? Portland would win if that's the case
     
  30. Rootgers

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    1st time watching a Revs match?
     
  31. DirtBall

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  32. Iron Mickey

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    has anyone won the cup and shield?
     
  33. DirtBall

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    6 or 7 teams. That great TFC team was the last to do it. They also won the Canadian championship that year and beat full Tigres and America teams to reach the CCL finals where they lost to a Alan Pulido led Chivas squad.
     
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  34. Iron Mickey

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    your encyclopedic knowledge of mls warms the heart
     
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  35. SugarShaun

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    I know of a team that won both the shield and the cup led by a wonderful Argentinian who won MVP.

    Before some thieves from the PNW came and stole a coach and CB in the middle of the night
     
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    Had to look it up. Couldn’t remember how many times DC/LA did it.

    TFC -17
    Galaxy - 11, 02
    Crew - 08
    SKC Wiz - 00
    DC - 97, 99
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    So 4 out of the first 7 years. 3 in the last 19.
     
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  38. Rootgers

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    Goodbye, hero.

    TLBqiSK.jpg
     
  39. Rootgers

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    Picked up the option to buy Coronel. Dropped a ton of dead salary including Mathias Jorgensen lol
     
  40. El_Pato

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    Vela staying another year in LA
     
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  41. OZ2

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    Folks

    I purchased tickets in the Army for this Saturday with a chance to win and host the championship match.

    I know there are plenty of people that hate me (justified) and the Timbers (less justified, but still justified) but the MLS cup on the line at the most iconic stadium in MLS would be bonkers cool if Timbers can win.

    I legit am giving myself goosebumps just thinking of this Saturday.
     
  42. SugarShaun

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    Nothing against the Timbers but everyone is rooting for the final to have an ownerless team and played on a baseball field
     
  43. Rootgers

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    RFK is the most iconic MLS stadium
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Crew stadium has a case if you allow the ‘dos a cero’ games to count towards it legacy. Mostly just being the first ever SSS, but also, it’s scoreboard exploded and burnt down, that was awesome. But just MLS matches it’s probably shaky RFK and it’s raccoons.
     
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  45. OZ2

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    Ok, best**MLS stadium. But a stadium that’s been around since 1926 and has seen Elvis, Pele, an assortment of USMNT games (mostly the women), and even ski-jumping exhibitions.

    It’s also still being used and upgraded and has hosted Timbers soccer since 1975.

    RFK is more iconic because of its size, location, the Washington Football Team. Providence Park has every bit of a deep soccer history while having a better fanbase, Stadium is 35 years older, and in the heart of Portland with 4K Army fans showing up every game.

    The new stadiums take their designs from Europe and Timbers, not RFK.
     
  46. OZ2

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    Crew is the most iconic USMNT soccer stadium and it’s not close.
     
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    noooooooooo
     
  48. OZ2

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    I get your guys sentiment but damnit, think of your fellow poster who would be at the game and the tifo that you will get!!!!


    All of this while the Army blackballs Merritt and buys none of his beers lol
     
  49. SugarShaun

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    It would be a good consolation.

    If it happens, I hope that a ball clearly goes out of play and the refs allow play to continue while the Timbers players stop and you give up the winning goal
     
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  50. OZ2

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    Well, in our defense, you likely through the string of time and events got a coach that brought you 2 key pieces to your most recent championship winning team thanks to the ref missing that call.
     
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