MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

love how oz went from 0 to three in the morning drunk in an instant and he's kept it up basically all week

never saw it coming

 

(No joke, when Seattle lost I was so FUckKkkkkk YOU….and I like soulfly )

 

Which team goes all in for Marsch?

 

was thinking LAFC's definitely waiting to pounce

 

Lol. Looks like Uncle Arties check bounced

 

Man, this sucks, but it will lead to MLS cup in Yankee stadium sooooo….

 

As a USMNT fan I hope Jim stays at Philly. As an MLS fan I think it’d be cool if FCC wasn’t an embarrassment so I’m torn.

 

I don’t know, but if he gets sacked at RBL I don’t know if he has many Euro options right now.

 

Yikes. Time to shine Paxten and McGlynn.

 

If only we knew how to prevent the spread of Covid

 

the philly shit housing will be off the charts

 

Holy shit at that list

 

Sick sick people in that front office down there

 

HEY! It just hit me. MLS playoff legend and 2013 MLS Cup MVP Aurelien Collin just might start for the first time in like 3 years. Philly by at least 3 imo

 

Pre-gaming. My scarf collections is close to 30, added another one today that’s for my dog!

 

Yes, Timbers Army has scarves specifically for pets, it’s probably the most Timbers Army/PDX thing you can encounter.

 

We are the Timbers, the Portland Timbers,
Green and Gold, Green and Gold, Green and Gold, Gold, Gold!
With our friends now, up to the city,
We’re gonna shake the gates of hell.

 

For some reason I keep trying to sing this to the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit"

 

The song Bella Ciao was sung by the left-wing anti-fascist resistance movement in Italy, a movement composed of anarchists, communists, socialists and also by militant anti-fascist partisans.” Our lyrics are adapted fromChumbawamba’s version of the song

 

Didn't think I'd be talking about Chumbawamba today

 

Portland’s CBS station tweeted this

 

I know somebody that works there…I’m going to tell her to have this person play in traffic.

 

This things on FS1? Guess I’ll check back in 2 hours for the kick off

 

Seat Geek charged me for army tickets up high and gave me tickets (and I didn’t realize till they refused to let me into the army) in the middle of the field about 3/4 up.

the seats are great but I don’t get to sing, get a good view of tifo tho.

Easier to piss and get beer.

Weird as fuck

 

The app weirdly fucked up, even checked my online statement thinking I fucked up. Nope

 

well certainly not with that attitude

 

Great pants shitting by RSL

 

MLS'n right out the gates

lovely build, hilarious finish

 

Herrera has to be drunk. So many weird choices by him already

 

the ability to control that save, wow

 

Need a second for sure.

controlled that half but let’s fucking put up a 4burger and sing the Mormons back to Utah.

 

(Won’t happen but let’s get 3)

 

What a hit. Go to bed Cinderella, you’re done.

 

ohhhhhhh shit

 

OH FUCK NEVERMIND, OWN GOAL!!!!

 

everything about that was great

 

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklllkkkkkkkkkk


Yes

 

Love you alllllllll


Even Dirtball who can suckkkk my ballsssss


One more game boyssssss

 

Seat Geek fucked up, I got charged for timbers army tickets up high and I got a pair of $400 tickets instead. Didn’t get the great atmosphere but got great seats.

Seee everybody next week

 

Does Philly just not have many players vaccinated or bad luck?

 

Congrats OZ2

 

I think Twellman said MLS never changed their policy to account for vaxxed players like the NFL and all the other leagues.