MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

I was enjoying becoming the heel and you come around and wish me the best and now…

thanks

 

Congrats OZ2 will be rooting for you guys on the final. Would’ve just been funny to see the final played at a baseball stadium

 

how can you root against your sister club and the future home of Pep Guardiola

 

dirt doing Sunday morning hate crimes wow

 

Man, there are people that adopted them as their MLS club and I’m just like nah

 

wait nyc's gonna be without Castellanos right?

just a calamity of a conference final

 

Fontana still can’t get in the 11.

 

MLS consistently posting start times half an hour early is criminal

 

Philly has been pretty decent

 

What a few minutes

 

Well well well how the turntables

 

bunp

 

Dang

 

WTF was Mbaizo doing?

 

I can hear oz coming

 

think it's a pretty interesting final tbh, wanted Portland to host so works for me

 

pretty shitty to have a season ended like that.

 

Awkward bounce for sure but he’s got no idea anyone is close to him. Awful.

 

Give us our damn trophy

 

Yeah, that’s been a first for me

 

Lol what

 

Ended up having a good season after he stopped getting a lightning bolt shaved into the side of his head and letting in everything near-post.

 

MLS Next Pro's a mouthful but I get it, branding and all

the lettering in that logo though

 

Should have just called it Minor League Soccer

 

can't use language that paints in an inferior light!

 

Thanks a lot, Boomers, and your "Everyone Gets a Trophy" culture.

 

That logo is fucking shitty

 

Also, just call it MLS Next

that flows. Adding pro does not and will be shortened by any talking head instantly. If you are a writer, it will eventually be MLSNP and fuck that also sucks.

 

MLS Next is what they're calling the youth league that leads to MLS Next Pro

highly intelligent people put this together who are we to question

 

MLS Furthermore

 

so they made the more prominent one worse

Call the youth one ‘MLS N’ as in ‘In the system’

Call the next one ‘MLS Next’ if you want to keep it consistent.

I don’t know if that’s great, but it’s certainly better than the gargle of words they went with.

 

My word

 

yikes

 

Heres more of the details. 21 teams to start then the rest of the league will join in ‘23. Also a random Rochester Rhinos sighting.

https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-...lubs-for-inaugural-season-starting-march-2022

 

Wtf, Jamie Vardy bought the “Rhinos”?

 

Iconic

 

MLS Next just had a huge tournament about 20 miles from me this weekend. Wanted to go but being 40 y/o and having hangovers got in the way.

 

Johnny Williamson, 2022 MLS Best 11 imo. But how are they going to put those Gianluca/Fonzie goals back to back without a NSFW tag?

 

And Colorado has one of the richest owners in the world that also spends a lot on his London club...

 

Can’t go to game now this week. Tested positive for covid. Will be watching from my room. :(

vaccinated and was getting booster shot this week, FUcKKkkkk (symptoms are mild so far, hope it stays that way)

 

is he a literal nazi or less so

 

fuck, condolences. if only you'd let RSL win it wouldn't be an issue.

 

Gallant Knight