MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Gallant Knight

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    i think they're going to buy a team on the continent too; maybe the danish league
     
  2. Rootgers

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    What continent? The Danish league? Is that a cooking show?
     
  3. Gallant Knight

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    Smooth brain
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Brenner 2.0

     
  5. DirtBall

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    Things will never change

     
  6. DirtBall

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    $1.2 million? That’s a Dwyer-like overvalue.

     
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  7. Rootgers

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    Who the fuck is Lewis Morgan?
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    A little Scottish winger who scored a couple goals last year. I think Miami got him on like a $500K transfer from Celtic who had his rights. Can’t remember the details.
     
  9. snowfx2

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    He’s probably been Miami’s best player these past 2 seasons, but that’s a very nice return. Especially for a team that is desperate for allocation money and doesn’t have a lot of leverage.
     
  10. Rootgers

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    But does he run around and cause chaos with no measurable result?
     
  11. DirtBall

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  13. Rootgers

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    Kevin Thelwell and overpaying for former Celtic players, name a more iconic duo
     
  14. snowfx2

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    By law, the 2nd kit will either be all white or all black.
     
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  15. Paddy Murphy

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if they go with all blacks or mint green type color. Will wait until we have a roster to acquire, but season 1 will definitely be the home kit.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Another fucking light blue Sporting knock off :facepalm:
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    This league I swear
     
  18. Rootgers

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    Shit on the Red Bull for being a corporate brand, but most new MLS crests are just a circle with [Insert Name] FC on it. :thinking guy emoji
     
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  19. Rootgers

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    What are you guys thinking?

    Uhhh...dark circle with the name of the team around it and a logo in the middle.

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  20. Rootgers

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    RIP Crayon Flag
     
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  21. Rootgers

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    Credit to Minnesota and Vancouver and everyone else who isn't a generic MS Paint shape.
     
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  22. Rootgers

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  24. OZ2

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    With narration from this guy, poet laureate, absolutely beautiful.

     
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  25. OZ2

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    Covid has kicked my butt, but finally feeling the best I’ve had since testing positive. Going to be try to keep my shit together in my room tomorrow.
     
  26. Shiggityshwo

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    P-T

    *clap clap*

    F-C
     
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  27. Iron Mickey

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    EMAT
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Santa better bring me an MLS themed Audi

     
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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    that's what I wanted to see
     
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    Pretty incredible showing considering most of their supporters are on the “no fly” list

     
  33. DirtBall

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  34. OZ2

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    They don’t need to chant to let us know they aren’t from Portland, the ponchos do a good job of giving that away.
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    In their defense, i as well have walked down the middle of the streets of Portland in a poncho
     
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  36. Iron Mickey

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    the virgin poncho: plastic, flimsy, formless, translucent, shitty color, marks you as a tourist

    the chad rain jacket: professional, flattering cut, holds logos and colors, packable without sacrificing function, attracts PNW women with its efficiency
     
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  37. Rootgers

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    Seriously, you can get a decent packable rain jacket for like $30
     
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  38. Iron Mickey

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    $30 is tough when you’ve spent your paycheck on tiki torches iykwim
     
  39. OZ2

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    NYC gets more rain a year than Portland too lol
     
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  40. OZ2

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    I’m nervous. But I can’t drink (or, I’m making the decision that covid and booze is probably a stupid decision) and the last time I didn’t have a bit of booze during a monumental game (super bad cold) the Packers blew a 16 point game to the Seahawks to go the super bowl.

    that would not be ideal, again
     
  41. Rootgers

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    It's like seeing your created character in a cut-scene

     
  42. Shiggityshwo

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    Metro Offseason Enjoyer is a top notch handle
     
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  43. Handcuffed

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    i know it's field turf but i'll be really interested to see the field conditions given the weather. it has been dumping rain and the ground is super saturated. pretty miserable out tbh.
     
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  44. Rootgers

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  45. OZ2

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    I’m probably going to have to avoid the thread and Twitter during game. Streaming from my phone to an older tv in our room with a chrome cast and it’s always a minute or two behind…

    RCTID
     
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  46. Shiggityshwo

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    the last minute of basketball games that you don't care about is the worst

    gimme my pregame hoopla
     
  47. Rootgers

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    If they foul again down 7 I'll lose it
     
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  48. Rootgers

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  49. Rootgers

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    It's like a 30 second break between foul shots for these refs
     
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  50. Iron Mickey

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    just the worst
     
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