MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Pawl seals the 3 points on the back post run

 

Were there Seattle fans in that corner? Why did they Paul get 2 water bottles thrown at him?

 

FCC is maybe not terrible? I don’t know what to do with my hands.

 

Taxi is Kemar Lawrence

 

We're gonna look real silly when we don't beat DC United on Tuesday after we settled for a home draw playing Barlow and Stanford Barlow

 

#Doop

 

Nashville has to quit playing day games

 

Not watching the match and just saw this highlight. They called this goal back because of a foul?

 

Where was the foul?

 

All I can tell is the ref fell for the keeper acting like he got kicked in the face. Too bad MLS doesn’t have VAR

 

Oh man, Meram had a beautiful curler to tie it but Bazakos with a super late whistle for a foul leading up to it. It was the right call but why wait 10 seconds later till the goal is scored to blow the whistle?

 

And CJ seals the 3 points for Nash

 

kinda pumped for this one

 

Wolfie must of taken a GGG coaching clinic, he’s all about that “verticality”

 

Chase Gasper has that Wayne Rooney/Dax McCarty ability to look like he’s in his 40s even though he’s a mid 20s prime athlete.

 

Ahh, almost magical from Druissi

 

Twice Austin blocked their own shot in on goal

 

Oh wow, John just said LAG already have more clean sheets this year than all of last year.

 

Things are going well

Look away Rootgers

 

I saw that on twitter. Why are people being mean to Haitian Messi?

 

Because Crew twitter sucks

 

everything twitter sucks, you're just gonna find toxicity seeping from every pore of online society now

 

Hey DirtBall I know ‘theoretically’ the lowest score in a game is supposed to be 0-0 but if there are two teams that might test that theory it will be ours this upcoming weekend.

 

Through 22 combined matches the 2 teams have 4 total wins. Last year SKC had win number 4 by match day 6….

 

Hate Doyle, but at least he isn’t from my city like Wiebe

 

It's such an interesting league marketing strategy to have your staff writers be openly hostile towards fans.

 

no idea why, but I’ll go to this game, not drink beer to not support Merritt (and hope the buzz from the bars doesn’t wear off) and ask myself why, after it’s 0-0, I did that.

I don’t know what I was expecting meme in a nutshell.

but it’s probably my last chance to see the team at home before I move so here I go with my axe. Sigh

 

Remember, folks.

 

That was nice from Yearwood and Luquinhas

 

USA! USA! USA!

 

would like to see Atlanta take some swings on vet defenders like this

 

Rootgers SugarShaun

 

Crew players clowning on a United player. Be still my heart

 

DonG not even hiding the Atlantan favoritism anymore. SAD!

 

Gyasi breaks the seal on the day

 

Geesh, 2 weeks in a row TFC lose with the final kick

 

Good

 

Oh my gosh, Rubio nails all the hard work then skies it to the Rockies

 

Lol Col how u not score there?

 

Oh my, someone keep an eye on Rootgers he may never recover from this

 

I saw it on the twitter feed earlier from other people quote tweeting it. Haven't watched it, because The Cooligans are always incredibly cringy, but also saw the fat Cooligan complaining that people expressed that they didn't like it. Very on-brand for any US Soccer media personality.

 

It’s not good

 

That was so terrible

 

Whatever the prev MLS record was for rabonas/90, Taty surely has shattered it. He’s been sneaking in one or two a match for the past month or so.

 

Crew suck