MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Shinyshiki was inches away from a buzz inducer.
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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  4. Rootgers

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    Lol they burnt an effigy of a bull and hired NYCFC fans to tell jokes for this.

    Luquinhas so good.
     
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    quakes/caps got wild
     
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    great finish from Campana, guy's on fire
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Hey OZ2 ya old bald fuck!!! Your teams so shitty I think Spooning might actually get a draw tonight!!!
     
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    Man, he’s doesn’t have much around him but Shakiri has been a disappointing huge signing. I think 2 PKs and 2 assists off corners is where he’s at on the year.
     
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    hey dirt your team sucks so much, and so does mine, that you gave up a goal to a defender.

    also
     
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    That defender was being marked by the worst player in the entire league though
     
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    this is your Nebraska fan showing
     
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    (Both these teams fucking suck)


    Williamson is good. That’s about it!!!
     
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    Lol @ PRO using a female as the 4th official thinking Vermes is too much of a gentleman to scream at her for 2 straight hours
     
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    That Taxi guy in DC is pretty fucking good
     
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    4g/2a in his first 240 minutes.
     
  17. OZ2

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    Jesus, DirtBall you guys really fucking suck
     
  18. OZ2

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    We scored 5 goals in 1.5 months…

    we have 3 tonight
     
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  19. OZ2

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    53 minutes in
     
  20. Shiggityshwo

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    the two nightcaps are routs
     
  21. DirtBall

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    Yeah but we beat NYC in NYC 0-0. Best win all year.
     
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    What the hell
     
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    Drunk game
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Spooning had 88% possession in the first 10 minutes of the second half and gave up 3 goals in that time. Someone try and top that.
     
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    Just texted this to OZ but 12% of 600 seconds divided by 3 is equal to a goal per 24 seconds of possession. Incredible
     
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    We have 7 goals in this game
     
  28. Handcuffed

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    mls is more fun when your team scores
     
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    1 goal in the previous 5. Spooning KC? Hold my beer.
     
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    Him turning into the leagues worst keeper and Shelton into its worst player doomed this season before it started.

     
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    Fucking sucks the captain has to answer the questions for the shit fucking manager

     
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    Counterpoint: Vermes after a 7-2 loss to the most toothless attack in the West. “We created good chances but didn’t track counters well enough”

     
  35. Rootgers

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    Preseason SKC


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  36. DirtBall

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    This kid is 100 times more composed than myself

     
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  38. Andy Reocho

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  39. Shiggityshwo

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    gonna stay skeptical but obviously would be cool as hell
     
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    Beckham is in Paris today so makes some sense of word leaking
     
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    must be from Shelbyville
     
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    Someone replied to that tweet yesterday saying they were spotted eating together, no clue on the veracity though.
     
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    looks like it was promotional visit for Qatar



    I tend to believe he does come over, but who knows. He probably has ownership stake in so many clubs at this point, but idk what being a minority owner does for him. Sure they would love living in Miami for a brief time.
     
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    Pretty nice midweek slate DonG threw together for us tonight.
     
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    What the fuck man? Very disappointing.

     
  47. Rootgers

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    Not really surprising though.
     
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    This is the president of Senegal

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  49. DirtBall

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    Different cultures and all but here we are still using religion to justify discrimination in the year 2022. Awful.
     
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    was sparked by something else but I just had that same theme regarding religion being a justification for so much hatred and discrimination running through my mind while going for a short walk to clear my head, just depressing
     
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