MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Philly/Red Bull draw to shitty teams at home while Montreal loses, I'll take it

 

Long suffering Austin FC fans really deserve this

 

“Hold my beer”

~Peter Vermes (probably)

 

Already letting Messi schedule the friendlies I see

 

My grandfather worked there

 

Should have renewed our season tickets

 

Wow

 

This fucks

 

$18 million well spent

 

That’s a lot but with it being a WC year but delayed to winter, this would be the best time to see a Euro club.

Good for that guy but I’m also kind of laughing at the losers in the replies acting like going to a random MLS game is the same as seeing one of the top clubs in the world

 

What happened to Ochoa? Currently giving up 3 to Dallas' reserve team

 

Can already tell this dude is must watch TV

 

Was getting hyped for Vela v Zela but Carlitos is on the bench. That’s lame.

 

Lots of thunderstorms in the area

 

So that’s why the Huntington Field Club looks so hoppin right now.

 

Any clue on an actual start time SugarShaun?

 

No idea. Storms over the area until as late as 8 EDT but don’t know if that will still be thunder and lightning

 

All I know is this novella fucking slaps. No clue why these adults live with their mom, act like teenagers, and are professional clowns? but I hope it never stops lightening in Columbus.

 

weather delay in Cinci too

mother nature has me fiending

 

God damnit Mother Nature. What do you expect from me? To be a loving an attentive father/husband till you decide to let these matches start? That sounds like an awful Saturday.

 

Sigh. He wanted to stay in KC and was willing to drop to a TAM-level contract. Thanks PV!!!

 

Why did they mount the camera to the Washington monument for DC-Tor?

 

this system's just shitting all over everything

 

Sucks

 

I think mls announcers are legally obligated to pretend like it's so loud they can't hear their partner every time they visit a new stadium

 

Smh Hamid

 

Another weather delay

 

still pouring but the players are back on the field in Nashville

 

scratch that, players have left the field, lightning just flashed

fuckyfuck man

 

Watch the second leg of Atlas vs Tigres

 

good looking out

 

Keeper has to do better in Cincy right there, right? Seemed like it was hit right at his head.

 

Are they showing Crew-LAFC anywhere?

 

I checked all the available TUDNxtra channels and all were off air. I figured they would have thrown it on one of those

 

It’s on twitter and I’m pretty sure the commentators went home. Weird silence. LAFC just got a 2nd in the 80th.

 

Twitter stream

 

Haha. Who do they have commentating? An intern? A cameraman? A janitor? I think in a 10 minute span he said:

“10 minutes left”

“this is a free kick”

“5 minutes left”

 

Handball by Tigres keeper imo

 

That'll do it though

 

Suck it Tigres

 

Hopefully Herrera pops a blood vessel

 

I just saw this. She was knocked out right? Looked pretty corpse like when they picked her up.

 

Gignac putting some excitement back into this

 

Omg

 

do away goals matter?