MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    They’re talking about it way too much for it to happen
     
  2. ButchCassidy

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    Nashville trying way too hard for a PK.
     
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    That’s pretty damn good
     
  5. Shiggityshwo

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    and to get back to Twellman idiocy he seemed to not get this joke at all
     
  6. DirtBall

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    So at the end of the Atlanta match Dom told that guy that head butted him to run off the field so they could fight right?
     
  7. DirtBall

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    If you want to laugh at a sad sad man this ESPN employee gets dunked on about a thousand times by random KC middle schoolers in this thread.

     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Is that really an upgrade from Gyasi though?
     
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    Who’s Drake Callender? I don’t know who Thomas Hasal is either but I find it hard to believe he’s been worse than Melia.

     
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    I expected Room to be worse
     
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  17. Rootgers

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    NYCFC has such trashy players
     
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    smart man!
     
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    Trash team full of trash
     
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  21. Rootgers

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    No stadium, no class
     
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    Sserwadda is 19 on his debut here, but he's a Ugandan national unfortunately

     
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    He knew it was money
     
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    The proud boys fought each other last night apparently.



    Trash
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Reinforcements confirmed. Supposed to be a third as well.



     
  27. SugarShaun

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    He has arrived.

     
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  29. Shiggityshwo

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    poor guy has no idea
     
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    They spent $20 million on this turd

     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    the fuck kind of roster wizardry are they using here?
     
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    He was expected to go to Cardiff City to keep fresh once they made WC. If they didn’t, there was talk he might retire

    So may not have demanded what you might expect
     
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    The classic “LA Non-DP”. I’m sure “LAFC” is paying him $600K but Banc of California is signing him to a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal. Just so happens LAFC stadium naming rights will cost them less money moving forward, oddly, the exact same amount of Bale’s “sponsorship”. That’s why Zlatan randomly showed up in all those credit card commercials for 1 year and you haven’t seen him on TV since.
     
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  37. Shiggityshwo

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    well unlike Zlatan Bale's gonna have a stacked roster around him, though nothing seems certain with Vela this summer

    still, hell of a play here
     
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    Well, him and Carlos play the same spot and they have a DP on the other wing so something’s gotta give. If Vela doesn’t re-sign and Bale isn’t a real DP then they have 2 DP spots to work with still.
     
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    Bigger question. Do we trust the turf in Seattle or Atlanta to do the job or is some over the hill ex-US player (looking at you Dax) going to “accidentally” assure we advance out of the group in Qatar?
     
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    Nevermind, they’re signing and keeping everyone. Wtf?

     
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    Hey he mentioned Bogert this time

     
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    Bale probably just asked for a Riviera CC membership
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Paul says if he returns next year it’ll trigger into a DP deal. He says Vela is only signed TILL 23 where Twellman says THROUGH 23 so that’s interesting. If this is Velas last year the. Bale slides in and they can add another DP. If Velas contract runs through next season and Bale returns then they’re at 3 DPs with Rodriguez. (They could also just dump him I guess). Also said people with Cardiff were for sure he was signing with them as recently as mid-week, essentially this came out of nowhere.

     
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    He also said a max year long TAM deal is equal to 2 weeks of his prev deal with Madrid
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Lol. Everytime Sam takes a vacation

     
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    Sounds like CLT will be missing had their team with covid