MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

That’s a crowded forward spot, I don’t see any room for Kei there

 

Gressel got his US citizenship and a call up

 

Really investing in the future calling up a 29yo to camp cupcake

 

thinning hair don't care

 

Mental illness

 

gross don't do that

 

Unserious fanbase

 

what have I done

 

Jesus Christ. It’s been over 3 years since he’s played there. Get your people under control Shigs

 

STAHP!!!!

 

Some day Sal Zizzo will sell a McManshion in Henderson. You bet your ass I’ll spam this thread with celebratory tweets the second it happens.

 

Can’t wait for the “Josef Martinez winning the golden boot for Miami is actually a win for the ATL!!!”

 

Spoiler

 

The 5 stripes! What an iconic, original kit!

 

What a Fucking crew. Tab, Big Tones, Gio, Hendrickson, Bliss, “HOT” Kerry Zavagnin. All time squad.

(Vermes was traded to the Rapids probably 5 minutes before this photo)

 

Honestly, we’ve all had this fantasy….

 

We were once a country, a proper country….

(Conrad, Herc, Davy, and Baby Bus)

 

“I wanted waffles”

 

YIKES

 

I don't think Pulido has been rehabbing, probably just driving his Ferrari all over the US and Mexico

 

His thighs are so damn perfect. I swear, the gods couldn’t imagine sculpting something so ideal.

 

My goodness. Collin = King. Love him so much.

 

it's ok I think they finally tuckered themselves out

Spoiler

 

ahh geez still going, that energy drink stamina's different

 

Damn, that Red Bull just hits harder. I’m ashamed.

 

I love Gressel but lolllllll at him being international quality.

It was quite obvious after he wasn’t serving balls to Josef and being completely ignored because of Miggy.

 

Psh, our supporters have been boycotting matches for years

 

Have a feeling we aren’t gonna reload before this season and will be pretty bad.

 

I know Garth's m.o. is to take his time and often wait for the summer window but I feel like they have to realize there's a little more urgency to this specific situation with a fanbase already on edge, Pineda mentioned yesterday that there were 3 signings he hoped would be announced soon so fingers crossed

 

I can’t look at Rooney without smiling.

 

Keeping it old school. Nice.

 

Wait. Have we talked about they’re probably going back to the “first to 5 points” playoff format for the first rounds? I guess they promised Apple a certain number of playoff games and have to create them somehow.

 

OH SHIT!!! This could be a game changer, like $15-20 million fee if this is legit.

 

No idea what this means

 

Chicago transferring Jhon Duran to an EPL team. They said they wouldn’t even answer the phone unless it was $15+ million.

 

Feel like they could've held out for more. He's really good

 

had no idea that guy was so highly regarded

 

Chicago are making a minimum $25 million off of Slonina and Duran sales, and potentially up to about $35 million.

 

Doesn't make much sense