MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Shiggityshwo

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    part of the league's charm

    he convinces himself
     
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  2. Iron Mickey

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    if you believe then just stand up on your feet and shout it loud Real

    what could be less cringey
     
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    And that’s not even their “ritual”, it’s something about a flag.
     
  5. Iron Mickey

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    wha. I've been to like 30 RSL games and dk what the flag thing is?
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Ok, more and more trolling from Apple. Their player profiles order go Zusi->Melia->Latif. Salt in a wound that will never close.
     
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    Shout out to the kits designers family

    #New York Red Bulls

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    I wonder how they decided which language to do the player interviews in? So Ilie, who I’ve had conversations with and he speaks great English, did his in Spanish. But Pulido, who isn’t that confident in his English, did his in English. I’m sure the fact there are a lot of Spanish speakers in LA and a lot of white people in KC is a big part of it. But Rubio, who speaks good English, did his in Spanish and Chica did his in English. Just an interesting little quirk from our Apple overlords.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    TIL: Zelarayan’s nickname is El Pirata
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Fabrizio vs the LeBatard guy. Who has more clout?

     
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  11. DirtBall

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    We all deservingly hate Seattle but this is pretty cool

     
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    Way to respond to trolls Herc

     
  13. Shiggityshwo

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    dirt the season hasn't even started yet pace yourself
     
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    can’t stop, won’t stop
     
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    Lol. They have no clue he’s been living in LA for the past 9 months


     
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    No Joao Paulo but I don’t know if he’s 100% yet

     
  18. DirtBall

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    Do they not have commentators? Just a wide shot of a 3/4 empty stadium is definitely a programming choice.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    I mean, they could of given me $50 and I could talk about how awful Seattle is
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Oh wait, after the intros, anthems, and 2 minutes of gameplay some Brit is talking now
     
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    I’m sure he said Cameroon but I swear this guy said Nouhou was a Korean international
     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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    Morris appears to be going through his Eminem phase
     
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  23. El_Pato

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    Sad that Fox has no commentary team for this
     
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    Great header slim shady
     
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    Are we watching the same match? They haven’t been bad but “crisp and intricate” are not words I’d use.

     
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  26. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah it's been sloppy joe's all over the place for both sides
     
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    Lol, I didn’t realize they were playing in

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  28. Shiggityshwo

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    looking like Seattle's about to break
     
  29. DirtBall

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    This has not been exciting
     
  30. Shiggityshwo

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    at this point I'm just seeing it through on principle

    please no et
     
  31. Shiggityshwo

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    hahaha

    the goal this game deserves
     
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    What a way to lose. Very MLS
     
  33. Shiggityshwo

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    imagine traveling for this
     
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    Schmetzers panic move is always to sub on Montero
     
  35. DirtBall

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    The comb over from that one Egyptian coach looks straight out of kingpin
     
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    Curtin - Head Coach
    Vermes - Sporting Director
    Twitter - Explodes

     
  38. DirtBall

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    What should I do? Because I’m already hard…

     
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    Those cars are so pissed at these dorks

     
  40. Rootgers

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    Of all the things to be out there protesting right now, you're blocking traffic for this?
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Curtin’s going mad scientist this year

     
  42. DirtBall

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    Thanks for that information on this Messi guy Tom! Stats look pretty good!

     
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    A sell out would be cool

     
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  45. Iron Mickey

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    "a whole another"

    god twellman is a dweeb
     
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    This is what happened when losers like Seattle and Atlanta miss the playoffs.

     
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    18 teams, all playing “first to five” series. Sickos wanted “content” and Apple is giving it to them.
     
  48. Rootgers

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    More playoff games?

    :cryingjordan:
     
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