MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. MA

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    Amazing scheduling
     
  2. Shiggityshwo

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    annoying as a fan, but yeah that's pretty damn nice to have right now
     
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  3. MA

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    The scoreboard on the tv is positioned so terribly.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Been screaming this since match 1.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Alright Atl. Time to do your part and draw as many yellows as possible.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    DOUBLE DOINK
     
  7. DirtBall

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    That was filthy from Hurtado
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Sick ball from Nagbe
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Monterrey needs to start committing some tactical fouls if they want to make it out of this one. Like, a lot of them.
     
  10. MA

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    Atlanta beat the most expensive team on the continent tonight.

    Ho hum for a club of our quality.
     
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  11. El_Pato

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    Thought KC was playing tonight? Is that tomorrow?
     
  12. MODEVIL

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    Tomorrow
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    I wish. It’s was 65 and sunny today will be 40 and raining tomorrow. I doubt I’ll go.
     
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    Well if it was today I could have watched it since they postponed the Juarez Copa MX game to tomorrow due to 70 mph winds. Maybe catch the first half at a bar over there
     
  15. xec

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    I have to admit that this shocks me.
     
  16. Hail Southern

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    I can't go to another ATL home game until June due to personal scheduling :feelsbadman:
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Since it’s a weekday game I’d have to take the 4 year old with me. Took him to see Zlatan in the rain but it was like 70 that day.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Cool from a league perspective but sucks for Djorje cause it sounds like he’s the odd man out as of now. Also it has to be a Zlatan-like deal. 1 year TAM contract with a guaranteed 3 year $20 million deal starting next year after Basti moves on.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    Always had a soft spot for Monterrey.

     
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  21. Shiggityshwo

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    Campeones Cup with a proper tv broadcast and full Benz would be fun
     
  22. DirtBall

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    So maybe this Zlatan calf injury is serious?

     
  23. DirtBall

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    I’d feel really bad for Sacramento if they get passed by again. Keeps looking like they will though. I’m going to love beating StL’s ass 3 times a year and laughing at all the losers from that pathetic city. Also, with Austin and StL getting added the DirtBall Top 5 most hated list will become quite the contest.

     
  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Don’t worry bud, I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve to keep Atlanta at the top.
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Inter Fort Lauderdale.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    Here we go boys. YOUR starting line up for tonight. Heard that Gerso has flu/stomach bug so he’s to the bench. Luckily we have a double digit goal scorer as his back up. 40 degrees, spitting rain, 45 mph wind gusts. Once the sun sets those Panamanians may freeze.

     
  28. DirtBall

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    Yikes. I just hate that it makes the whole league look bad. SMDH. A lotta BAD and SICK people down there. #Spoiled



     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Yup

     
  30. DirtBall

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    Getting a field to look like that after the worst winter in history coupled with the fact that the sun has completely given up on us is incredible.

     
  31. DirtBall

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    Interesting. I’d still bet on StL.

     
  32. TheFreak55

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    STL gross, Charlotte or Vegas but the most interesting the rest are severely :meh:
     
  33. Rootgers

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    Idk about fly-over land, but our winter was historically mild
     
  34. Rootgers

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    That's some nice looking grass tho
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    We’ve got our asses kicked. 45 and sunny at the sporting game last weekend felt like a beach vacation.
     
  36. DirtBall

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  37. Andy Reocho

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    STL is a pretty solid solid city, I imagine a team would do well there.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Fuck St Louis.
     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    Well obviously.
     
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  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    It begins
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Subbing in a sick Gerso for Salloi in a game that’s going to be won in tight quarters. Not ideal.
     
  42. DirtBall

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  43. DirtBall

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    FUCKING CLEAR AS DAY YOU FUCK
     
  44. DirtBall

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    30 mins in and anything less than 10 minutes stoppage time would be a joke.
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Omg this is the most concafuckingcafy of matches ever.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    2nd hand ball. Dear god.
     
  47. DirtBall

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    THIRD CLEAR AS FUCKING DAY HAND BALL ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!
     
  48. DirtBall

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    3 minutes!?!?!? Dear god I know CCL wants to set up Monterrey v Tigres but this is beyond egregious.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    I just hope the aneurysm takes me quick. USA Russia 72 has nothing in this.