MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

and most everyone in here called it a bad move to get him

 

More Lletget. More Quintero. Less everything else.

 

Here we go. PK.

 

Oh shit. Fuck face Marrufo is out there?

 

There’s a reason Rimando is retiring.

 

That goal from Rodriguez was insane

 

Is Alonso done 3 games into the year? He’s done absolutely nothing.

 

Someone called GreyGoose just rifled one.

 

It can’t be executed any better than that.

 

And he just had a nice little goal

 

Hahahaha wtf

 

Probably around 12,000-14,000

 

Did nobody bring up the fact that Mu-wheel improbably scored 2 goals

 

Stadium holds about 30,000

 

Mix GoodForAnother Taques

When does Ohio’s official MLS team get a fan of icon?

 

I think it’d be a nice treat for your first win.

 

Old friend alert. Such a good kid.

 

Does Portland suck?

 

No. But Chara got red carded last week and they haven’t won without him in the line up in like 3 years it seems. I’m expecting it to be an exciting match. Adi will be out for blood and Valeri and Blanco will have to go all out for goal to match.

 

You da man

 

Thanks. I have no idea who any of these players are but I’ll take your word for it

 

Booo, Alexi has some tweet from the press box at NYC and Stu replied “Did you bring your binoculars Alexi? I don’t want you missing a home run.” Guessing someone at FS or MLS told him to take it down.

 

Good goal 1 v 4

 

Mitrita is filthy

 

Great ball from Latif (fuck you expansion draft). That shadow in front of the LA goal is infuriating.

 

What a shit field set up. Fuck Dong For giving them the club without a stadium plan or way forward.

 

That celebration.....hehe

 

There we go!!! Beautiful from Sweat and Ring. Now hold it this time ya pigeons!

 

Can we get a slow mo? Looked like a classic Latif flop.

 

We try really hard to appear European

 

Dio omg

 

NYC cannot pass out of the back at all. They might be the worst team in the league at it.

Jesus. 2 weeks ago Dio smashes a stunner at the whistle, today he shanks a sitter. Fucking fugures.

 

Nippert is a cool setting

 

Portland sending out the B lineup. Savarese did they same thing last year vs Sporting when Chara was suspended and got run off the pitch.

 

Terrible marking

 

That 100% should be FCC strategy this year. Bunker then draw free kicks so you can lob it into Adi/Waston/Hagglund.

 

No clue why he’s coming playing. Maybe OZ knows.

 

Alright, 20 minutes in and I’m over this awful turf. Is FCC going to built their own stadium?

 

Melano is so useless. They’d be better off playing a man down.

 

Couldn’t imagine watching mls all day while messi turns in a fucking masterpiece for the ages.

 

God Asprilla has the worst fucking vision. So many easy passes and he takes an awful shot.