MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Goose

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  2. DirtBall

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    Let’s. Fucking. Go.

     
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  4. prerecordedlive

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    Not gonna lie. Kind of expected actual shit on the sub.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Damn. Back to back years.

     
  6. Rootgers

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    Sucks, but more MUYLTIME
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    I think there’s quite a few that don’t have any. San Jose, Chicago had a poster a few years back but he left, Vancouver, Philly, Colorado, New England.
     
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    Friendly reminder. The DPOTY was drafted and released by Porter and the Timbers during an age that they searched for any decent CB.

     
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    Duke can suck my hairy fucking beanbags
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    Saw that on twitter

    Lions of Mesopotamia :ohgosh:
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Was this the Jorge Mas tweet? If so:

     
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    Yea the one on the Left
     
  21. Rootgers

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    Lawrence gets healthy again

    Gets called into Jamaican National Team

    They'll probably play him for 90 minutes

    He'll probably get injured again
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Why’d you release him?
     
  23. Rootgers

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    I'm not sure they have a choice if its technically a FIFA international break. If they had a choice they wouldn't have released him in the fall when he got injured playing a meaningless game for Jamaica and missed playing against Atlanta
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Even if they gave away free tickets and beer I doubt they’d get 10K fans

     
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    Fuck free world. 713. Or something.
     
  26. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Isn’t their stadium in a good location? Why is Houston’s attendance such shit?
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Toyota Starium, Minute Maid, and BBVA are all a block apart downtown. I’ve always heard the Hispanic residents already have a Liga MX team they follow and don’t care about Dynamo/MLS and they struggle getting non Hispanics to care about soccer. Don’t know if that’s accurate and I don’t think we have a Dynamo fan on the board.
     
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    They consistently used to be in the in 17K attendance range before BBVA.

    But they got a new owner that lives in Mexico and frankly just doesn’t give a shit. They had the lowest payroll in MLS last season.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Forgot there were matches today
     
  30. Rootgers

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    So did all of our fans, caught wrassling fever
     
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  31. Rootgers

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    I'm at work, our tickets were used tho
     
  32. Rootgers

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    At least Amro Tarek had a nice view on that goal
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Wow Jersey, wow.
     
  34. NittanyKnight

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    All your shields belong to us.
     
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    It’s crazy how much better a team looks when fuckhead Will Johnson isn’t playing.
     
  36. Rootgers

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    No Lawrence, no Long, no Murillo, no Kaku, Muyl is playing FUCKING LB
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Good stuff xec

     
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    We would be in a relegation battle......in USL 2. Zero excuses to lose against Orlando at home.

    We have won 8 freaking away matches in the last 3 seasons before this match.
     
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    Controversy in LA

    I don’t know the rules well enough to know. Looked offside to me.

    I have an RSL stream and they are beside themselves but the guy is two yards off.
     
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    RSL just had a guy sent off. LAFC up a man for final 6 plus stoppage.
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Omg at that Rossi flop
     
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    btw Horta sucks. Waste of a DP for LAFC
     
  43. MODEVIL

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    Yes!!! Get in

    Walker Zim with a late goal
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Looked good to me. The defender played that ball. As long as the defender “makes a deliberate attempt at the ball” then the offside rule doesn’t apply. That’s how LAFC’s goal in the first counted even though the initial ball was played to an offside Diomande. I’ve never liked it because that defender wouldn’t have to make that attempt on the ball if the other player wasn’t already offside.

    What it boils down to is Elfath handed this game to LAFC just like Sibiga handed them the opener. It’s obvious DonG has annointed them this year so they’ll do whatever it takes to get them a trophy. We saw it with Seattle. We saw it with Atlanta. Can’t risk losing those expansion crowds.
     
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    It looks like he slides in a tackle? Is that playing the ball? No idea.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Yeah. Here’s a perfect example from last year, Espinoza tackles the ball off the NE guys foot making Bunbury onside. What pissed me off about this one is the sidejudge raised his flag and everyone stopped. If they raise a flag or blow a whistle it’s not supposed to be overturned:

     
  47. DirtBall

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    Yikes. Do your homework TV guy

     
  48. xec

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    I had to record it because the wife and I already had plans. Just finished watching the recording. The kids played well....but LAFC dominated them.
     
  49. xec

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    Terrible call too.
     
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