MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure the wording on tickets releases teams/players from liability. Hopefully there’s a slick lawyer out there that can show the act was deliberate and get around that waiver.

 

What a bitch. I’m sure the ballboy who had to be taken off the field felt the same...

 

What a piece of shit fan. Thinking he could sit in the front row without getting sent to the ER. Thanks for setting us straight cunt bag Robles...

 

That seriously is fucked up. 10 game ban imo.

 

holy shit, dude smiled walking off the field and everything

 

#SoMetro

 

That road point though

 

Word is Timbers want him now but Necaxa won’t let he go until the playoffs are over. But I just saw Club America might swoop in an steal him. If he goes to PTFC it’s be a huge coup.

 

LAFC @ Van just kicked off. Doyle had an article saying LAFC are on pace to destroy every record ever.

 

In-Boem is pretty cool.

 

LAFC sleep walking through this one until that Vela chance.

 

This turf is absolute garbage

 

good job Canada

 

Hmm, LAFC finally has to play midweek and get stomped by an awful Vancouver team. Hmm.

 

It's almost like the MLS has been trying to set up newer expansion teams for immediate success

 

DonG will never turn down a dollar.

 

#Portland Timbers

 

2025 Fifa Club World Cup Champions

 

Oh wow. I thought there was a legal reason they couldn’t do this?

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019...g-compensation-claims-and-solidarity-payments

Breaking down MLS’s new solidarity payments policy, and how it will impact academy players:

https://theathletic.com/933096/2019...olicy-and-how-it-will-impact-academy-players/

 

So embarrassing

 

TFC-Loons kicking off followed by Zlatan v Vaginamo.

 

Parlay week makes watching games so confusing.

 

Rusnak with 2 fingers pointing in directions that fingers aren’t meant to point. Yeesh.

 

Lmbo. Wasn’t there a time that Bono was considered an “talented up and coming keeper?”

 

Good thing you can’t use your fingers in soccer.

 

Johnson great in the box!!

 

Not legally! Anyway they taped them up and he scored a goal a couple of minutes later.

 

If he doesn’t amputate them at half I’d cut his ass.

 

Pozuelo delivers the best ball in the league.

 

POZUELOOOOOOO

 

My lord

 

Jesus Christ. 2 in 2.

 

He’s a god damn cheat code

 

Since he joined 3 matches ago Pozuelo is responsible for 8 of Toronto’s 10 goals.

 

The run on #1, the touch on #2. My oh my. Less than 2 minutes apart:

 

Two stunning goals 2 minutes apart.

 

I don’t know why but the ad boards at Cincy just saying “Mike’s Carwash” kills me.

 

really does look like an intra-squad scrimmage

 

Like John Daly’s sponsors. Mike’s Carwash, Highway 31 Lumber Yard.

 

damn what a tackle

 

Pozuelo. 4 goals, 5 assists in 3.9 matches.

 

TFC scored two goals twice within a 2 minute span. 4-3 over Minnesota.

 

Loons with 2 reds in stoppage time.

 

Fuck. No Zlatan for an hour. Piss poor scheduling.

 

Pozuelo is just stupid good

 

Was feverishly scrolling through my espn+ and youtube tv guides trying to find it before just looking at the mls schedule to see it didn't start for another hour

 

Haven’t heard about the eye surgery yet but the concussion is 100% confirmed. The guy’s sister was interviewed by a couple podcasters here. When he got home he couldn’t remember getting hit or how he got Fontas’ jersey after the game. They had an appointment with a neurologist scheduled. No matter what Kaku shouldn’t see a field till after the all star break.