MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Oh fuck off Maruffo. God damn it.

 

Clear as fuck PK

 

Holy balls at that Zlatan pass

 

Think Elis was fouled outside the box but also there should of been a PK in Houston like 4 minutes ago.

 

Fucking Maruffo won’t even check his ear. What a bitch.

 

The Unimas announcer constantly referring to Zlatan as El León is cracking me up.

 

Want this game to end in a draw but I love seeing El León score goals. What a quagmire.

 

Corona has really solidified this Galaxy midfield. Him and JDS next to each other makes a pretty solid double pivot to help with defense and possession. Obviously Allessandrini went out early and hasn’t looked great this year. But with the 2 pivots, Lletget, Alle, Zlatan, etc in front this team will be a menace all year.

 

88th minute goal by Polenta, team goes wild, Zlatan no where to be found.

 

Zlatan so pissed someone not named Zlatan scores a goal

 

In other news, a wanna be Ilie thinks he might make it in MLS...

 

Nobody cares

 

You’re right. Only that poor autistic man’s friends and family that are now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt due to his medical bills care. I’m sure that counts as ‘nobody’ in Jersey terms.

 

The miles v Dirt rivalry will be epic

 

Classic Jozy, always somebody else’s fault

 

holy fuck

 

Can’t blame him

 

Sucks that Ferreira won't have his citizenship in time for the U20 WC.

 

Didn’t take long

 

Why isn’t Pity playing?

 

still not 100%, I imagine he'll get subbed in at some point again

 

Dallas’ passing is atrocious.

 

Why is Atlanta wearing blue?

 

They’re the parley kits, everyone is wearing the same ones this weekend.

 

FCD should just go route 1 the rest of the match, at least when they turn it over it’ll be in the opposite half.

 

Atlanta is really good at almost scoring on FKs.

 

pretty symbolic of our finishing ability from play right now

 

Omg. I have no idea what’s worse, Atlantas finishing or FCD’s defending.

 

How does Frank de Boer still have a job?

 

He should be fired as soon as this game is over

 

how many ways can we almost score?

 

Perrier?

 

All of the ways

 

Is that Kratz guy still on the team. Just have him come in to take a free kick.

 

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW

 

Game. Kiddies.

 

Oh wow

 

finally allowing myself to admit we suck

 

We have 4 goals in 6 games. Unbelievable.

Edit: two of them came in one game last weekend.

 

And half of those were vs New England.

 

Yikes Joseph

 

Futile finishing.

 

Here we go

 

hey we scored that's nice

 

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There’s a net there Attinella

 

Jesus Christ