MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    No our defense was much better then the sieve it was last week. You guys look like a team with a new coach that lost one if it’s best players.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    God damnit. Mother fucking Marrufo.
     
  3. MODEVIL

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    What a save
     
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  5. Shiggityshwo

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    gorgeous header
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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    Playing a team that can’t create chances would give you that impression. I wouldn’t get your hopes up. You’re still severely lacking in the talent department.
     
  7. MODEVIL

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    Not great defending, Bob
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Omg, Bradley needs to stfu
     
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  10. Shiggityshwo

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    :gross:
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    also got damn lafc
     
  12. OZ

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    If I had the world’s biggest dumpster, the Timbers backline would produce the world’s biggest match to light it on fire.
     
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  13. IAHusk

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    More like Jose de Boer imo.
     
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  14. Shiggityshwo

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    how quickly can we reasonably expect Mexico to can Tata?
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Chara deservingly gets his second yellow here but no one seems to be the least bit concerned that there was a potential sniper situation in the stadium tonight.

     
  16. Rootgers

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    The influx of South American talent has been great, but they're also bringing a ton of that shit
     
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  17. Andy Reocho

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  18. xec

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    I loved Javier Morales and Fabian Espindola at RSL, but it was all I could do to keep from screaming in rage every time they went down at the slightest touch (or not even a touch). Javier has a very talented son who I watched in youth play, and it was obvious Javier taught him everything he knew about flopping.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    If they announce that these jokesters will be broadcasting the Open Cup instead of ESPN+ i’ll flip.

     
  20. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Thankfully all our games will still be on local tv in Cincy. But for fans in neighboring cities like Dayton and Lexington they'll have to get this dumb app because MLS is blacking out FCC games on ESPN+ in their markets. Just a really dumb move by FCC, this won't help grow the fanbase at all in those cities. Not to mention the app didn't even work for DC this weekend.
     
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  21. Rootgers

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    So glad that we just renegotiated with MSG
     
  22. DirtBall

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  23. mc415

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    As a Quakes fan I second this, this maybe the worst team in recent MLS history
     
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  26. xec

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    Vancouver will give you a good run for that title. I was at the RSL game Saturday and came away thinking they are terrible.
     
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    We will see, I mean 1/3 of Quakes roster is literally USL level at best and we are more concerned with Wondo getting his fucking goal then trying to put our best lineup out there
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    I don’t see them being great but Vancouver did turn over there entire roster. Like 22 new players. So I’m sure it’ll take them a couple months to figure things out. Also In-Boem is a legit stud. Sucks he isn’t on a better team/market.
     
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  30. Rootgers

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Rimando with 32 career stops. Insanity.

     
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    HEY! If there’s one thing I know about those MetroStars of New Jersey it’s that when their backs are against the wall, in a playoff format, THATS when they shine brightest!!! Upset city here we come!!!
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    Why do they Red Bull’s have such weird numbers for their players?

     
  35. DirtBall

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    Kaku about to live his dream and play in Mexico. Congrats young man.
     
  36. DirtBall

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    OH MY HOLY FUCK!!!!
     
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  38. Shiggityshwo

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    gawd daim slicing em up
     
  39. DirtBall

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    WERE FCJING LEVELLLLL!!!!!!!
     
  40. Rootgers

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    MOTHERFUCKING TWIST AND SHOUT
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    8 minutes in!!!!!
     
  42. DirtBall

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    X 2
     
  43. Rootgers

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  44. IAHusk

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    Where can I watch this?
     
  45. Shiggityshwo

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    BE AFRAID MONTERREY BE VERY AFRAID
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Yahoosoccer.com, yahoo sports app, Univision Deportes.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    I’m just stunned the Red Bull’s have finally found a player that doesn’t instantly choke in this Fernandez kid. Only took them 25 years.
     
  48. IAHusk

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    You're a scholar and a gentleman, Dirt. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
     
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  49. Rootgers

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  50. DirtBall

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    I think Santos has woken up