MLS Thread: Wondo’s World

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Ned Yocho

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    Well this pleases me a lot.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    BuT sPoRtInG nEeDs A nUmBeR nInE!

    Hungarian Horntail.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    That keeper gave up 3 goals, but the fact he didn’t give up 10+ is amazing.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    I honestly hope with all my heart that Jose Guerra just set his family up for life and he gets an MLS or MX contract with that performance.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Sporting hosts second leg!!!!! Fuck yes.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Revision: Vermes, don’t let Jose Guerra leave the city without a contract offer.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    2 options:

    MLS Thread: Fasz Igen

    Or

    MLS Thread: We Are Vermes Army
     
  8. Arrec Bardwin

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    Honestly though, Atlanta breaking Monterrey’s unbeaten streak is bigger news.
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    [​IMG]

    Unfortunately a pathetic 3-0 defeat preceded that “*win”

    *According to my sources in Monterrey uncle Artie paid Alonso multiple figures to let Atl “win” but not advance to take the pressure off his awful Da Bore hire.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    Game recognizes, GAME. What. A. Performance.

     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Sing it with me MLS brethren:

    “Oh when the wizzzz, go CCL....”

     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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    Well according to my sources Vermes has a micro penis.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Well, according to my mouth your sources have no idea what they’re talking about....wait, umm, HAHA ATLANTA SUCKS POINT AND LAUGH!!!!
     
  15. Arrec Bardwin

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    I can tell you’ve been mirin all the grams with our championship rings today.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Not surprised a “club” with only 1 “cup” to their name gets expensive rings for it. Multiple championship winners like SKC or #New York Red Bulls dont even care about new cups.
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Been looking for this highlight. Hungarian international Boton Barath with the pass of the night, CB going outside of the foot to seal the semis:

     
  18. DirtBall

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    He’ll make Zelahlem a superstar within 18 months...

     
  19. DirtBall

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    #11469 DirtBall, Mar 14, 2019
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
  20. DirtBall

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    One shining star

     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Let’s do some math:

    Atl-Mty: 1-3

    SKC-Atl: 3-1

    SKC-Mty: OH FUCCK
     
  22. xec

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    Vegas’ politicos voted down a stadium 3 or 4 years ago. I doubt the political climate has changed, unless the additions of the NHL and NFL to the city serve to spur some civic support to increase its major league footprint.
     
  23. DirtBall

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  25. xec

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    Panamanian teams are the worst at this that I have ever seen. Seriously. When Arabe Unido came to play RSL in the CCL a few years ago their stretcher team saw as much field time as their players. It was literally a joke. Imagine 20,000 people all laughing loudly. The referee added 10 minutes, but that was a small fraction of the actual time wasted.
     
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  26. Wu

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    Looks like Squirtball tonight
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    I’m

    FUCKIN


    THERE:


     
  29. DirtBall

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    Also, Jim Conrad just texted that we need to meet up for Mty:

     
  30. DirtBall

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    Where u fucks at?

     
  31. DirtBall

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    The touch. The turn, the center from Gerso, the Finish from Nemo. My gawd.

     
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  33. Rootgers

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    I thought Vermes was the better MLS choice for USMNT manager, but I'm also a Rutgers fan.
     
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  34. xec

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    Doing what we do every year. Most MLS fans lose interest as soon as their team is eliminated. If their team doesn’t make CCL they don’t follow any of it.
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    DEAR GOD YES:

     
  36. DirtBall

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    Most teams suck butt. SKC? Da Goats.
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    BUMP
     
  38. DirtBall

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    #TheBeautifulGame

     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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    are fans of other MLS teams expected to take part in the SKC chest thumping?
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Long answer: go fucck yourselves
    Short answer: yes
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Medium answer: Drunk. As. A. Skunk.
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    which one do I believe?
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    [​IMG]
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Sing it friends:

    No other club:

    But SKC:

    For the glory:

    Of the CITY:
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    Goooool n goooool n goooooool n goooool

     
  46. DirtBall

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    Pretty cool it’s from 10 different teams

     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Omg....

    (Thread)

     
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  48. DirtBall

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  50. Rootgers

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    Is that Brek Shea?