MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. MA

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    They're attendance stats. So regardless of the typo, it'd be pretty silly to put much stock in them.
     
  2. Rootgers

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    Dong flexing his muscles suspending Zlatan against the 2 worst teams in the league
     
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  3. IAHusk

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    What a strike by Saucedo.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    Hopefully altidore can come in at half. Need some cool Pozuelo moments in my life.
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

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    Watching you have to live vicariously through other teams warms my heart.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Solid dive leading to a red. Since it was a second yellow I don’t think VAR can challenge.
     
  8. IAHusk

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    :babyneedabottle:
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Since the only reason to watch TFC-RSL got red carded, switched over to SJ to see the history

     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Ha! Jokes on you. We were just granted the third extreme hardship in league history. The Swope Park Rangers are going to take this league by storm.
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Just the most wondo way to break the record
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    He can’t be stopped!!!
     
  14. DirtBall

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA. Wtf is going on
     
  15. Rootgers

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    Wondo just can't stop scoring.

    Espinoza is unlucky to not have a few tho
     
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  17. Shiggityshwo

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    WHAT A STRIKE
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Almost all the replies to this are SJ fans telling Landon to piss off.

     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Phillys midfield can do some work. If they had legit strikers they’d be pretty good.
     
  21. IAHusk

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    Picked up the 7-day free trial of ESPN+ for the FA Cup final today. Might just keep it now. This all day MLS action has been quite enjoyable.
     
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  23. Shiggityshwo

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    what's 5 bucks anyway
     
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  24. IAHusk

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    This Ilsinho guy is delightful to watch.
     
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  25. Shiggityshwo

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    good lord how many ways can the Union almost score?
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Dude just slithers through defenses always has
     
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  27. Shiggityshwo

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    oh man that was catching the corner I think, hell of a save
     
  28. DirtBall

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    I (as well as the rest of America) am watching the beloved underdog Sporting KC Wizards. From the replies I’m assuming Philly (top team in the east) is failing to steal points from the short handed and perennial Bestern conf cellar dwellers Seattle Flounders?
     
  29. IAHusk

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    Yes, could/should have 2-4 goals imo. Probably taken 20 shots.
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Guys. This is not a test. Sporting KC currently have more goals than their opponent. If it remains like this I believe it’s counted as a win. It’s been a long time so I’m not sure but I will check the rule book shortly. I repeat, this is not a test.

    In other news, Baenny ‘fucking’ Feilhaber is still the man. Crunching ass tackle at midfield and immediately springs Russell. First decent attack from Sporting in over a month.

     
  31. DirtBall

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    Fucking Leastern conference. They can’t do shit vs any of the Besterns playoff teams.
     
  32. Shiggityshwo

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    Union operated at over 80% possession for the last 20 minutes, with much of that in the final third, I'd be exhausted after that if I'm a Seattle fan
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Seattle got completely outplayed but still ended up with a result? Stop the fucking presses.
     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    I don't have that kind of authority dirt
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Then what good are you!?
     
  36. Shiggityshwo

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    affable quips to lighten the mood
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    You are the yin to my drunken cursing tiraded yang.
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    Lmbo. Nemeth just got a red. Studs into a planted shin, didn’t mean it but it’s a red. We won’t be able to field a team next match. We only had 2 healthy attacking players and now one can’t play.
     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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    Rooney with the gimme tap in
     
  40. Gunners

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    congrats on getting to watch it. I have a subscription to the shitty site that DC sold their rights too but it always freezes and espn is blacked out.

    Not a huge fan but it's incredibly fucking annoying.

    Fuck DC owners for this.
     
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  41. Gunners

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    buy fucking Wayne Rooney and sell your TV rights to a streaming service that doesn't even have an app.

    I'm totally not upset. Pulled up the site and guess what, it's frozen like it always is.
     
  42. Rootgers

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    Get a VPN and set your IP outside of the blackout zone
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Oh fuck that. Flo has the rights to another team as well don’t they? Isn’t it like $100-150 a year? Scared to death about this whole ‘don’t sign a local TV provider contract for more then 2 years’ press release they made. Who knows what they’ve got planned.
     
  44. DirtBall

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  45. DirtBall

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    Holy moly. MDS made all 3 of his subs after Sporting got the red. One of their CBs just pulled a hammy. We 10v10 at a wet and wild Sporting Park.
     
  46. Rootgers

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    Are there even laws about circumventing local sports blackouts?
     
  47. Shiggityshwo

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    damn that ball had eyes, Rodriguez answers for Houston
     
  48. Gunners

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    I have the subscription for wrestling and it is $150. If I paid $150 for their soccer shit I'd be 100x more mad.

    At least get yourself an app. Not good for MLS that your biggest name next to Ibra is playing on that shit that nobody can watch.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    I don’t know, do I look like a “local sports blackouts” legal connoisseur?
     
  50. Shiggityshwo

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    haha Dynamo again, keep it up guys I like what you're showing me here