MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Wake tf up Ike

 

Croizet, your hair is as shitty as your touch.

 

Ale is still a step slow luckily.

 

Good god cole, whatever roids you’re taking now I need to get my hands on

 

What is even the point of Portland anyway

 

Give me Zlatan

 

The muther fuckin kid with the slop. Love it.

 

Hungarian Homegrown

 

THE SCOTTISH BEAUT!!!!!

 

Roger, you have one job

 

Could we calm the fuck down please and thank you.

 

Seth in at LB, Medranda to mid, Croizet off.

 

Stu’s been knocked in the head a few too many times

 

Lucky af

 

Melia is pretty dreamy isn’t he

 

Ike>>>>Zlatan

 

that Scot

 

Melia MOTM, not just the saves but his distribution was spot fucking on.

 

Meant to post it last week but I heard Paul Tenario say that Iker Casillas to Chi and Ben Arfa to Montreal would be the next two “big name” mls moves.

 

Sit. Down.

 

Holy shit. Just read this. Sporting is the only team in MLS history to hold Zlatan to under 2 goals and they held him to ZERO. That’s incredible.

 

I do declare, I do declare

That Portland’s backline makes me want to put hot coals into my eyes so I don’t ever have to watch them piss down their leg again.

Good fucking god they fucking suck.

 

Omg yes

 

His mom is hideous

 

First thing I noticed

 

Torres to DCU thanks to new Daddy Starbucks reports will drop soon

 

But the big news is the OC stake that got sold was also at a $500 million eval. Last year Forbes estimated SS to be worth around $275 million iirc.

 

Yes!

 

Balotelli in the MLS would be spectacular

 

They’re just not going to find the back of the net

 

Well fuck. RB looked the better side in both legs. BWP had a shitty series.

 

That's so metro

 

Seba you’re our only hope

 

NYRB is just not built for teams who park the bus

 

Jozy already done for Toronto?

 

Welp, Jozy has to be subbed early

 

OH HOLY SHIT

 

Oh shit

 

Did they all assume he was off? 1/2 their backline just stopped

 

Nice. Might have been the first time TFC strung together consecutive passes and up 1-0.

 

Get 1 more and force them to score 5

 

I do love that the Mexican media makes sure to refer to them as the ‘Canadian Champs’ instead of an ‘mls side’.