Monkeypox Outbreak

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    The fuck is going on?

     
  2. TC

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  3. CaneKnight

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    Lord jesus
     
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  4. Redav

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    I've heard it's like the flu
     
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  6. CaneKnight

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    Gonna be hilarious if they need to introduce a vaccine and watching how many cunts die by not taking it.
     
  7. Whammy

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  8. WC

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    Hi don’t freak out about 32 cases of anything
     
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  9. Goose

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    The smallpox vaccine can prevent infection with 85% effectiveness.[3][6] In 2019, a monkeypox vaccine was approved in the United States.[7] There are no monkeypox-specific treatments.[8] Cidofovir or brincidofovir may be useful.[4][8] In Africa, reports of the risk of death, if untreated, are as high as 10%.[1]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeypox
     
  10. Goose

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    Am also not surprised Shawn is freaked out by clickbait
     
  11. AHebrewToo

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    My boss just got back from Spain a week ago with a deathly flu.
     
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  12. cutig

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    I too get my breaking news from an account with 1200 followers
     
  13. beist

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    Somebody do a wellness check on Tom Hanks
     
  14. C A N E

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  15. racer

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    We can only hope that the US outbreak is contained to barstool HQ.
     
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  16. pperc

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    Not thread worthy….


    yet
     
  17. Shawn Hunter

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    It's a secondary account for @BNOnews, which has 381.3K followers
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    I think he went looking for it bc it's been discussed in the random things on the internet thread over the last week and then we got a case here.
     
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  19. TC

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    Tell them the shit about how you wrote your thesis on it and DNA blah blah
     
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  20. herb.burdette

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    I thought Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman solved this problem when they found the lost monkey at the end of Outbreak.
     
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  21. ashy larry

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    read in the papers this morning the only treatment is stuffing your gullet full of candy corn and posting the video on the web
     
  22. Tobias

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    i read that there is a magical elixir that will immediately cure the disease but it’s only available at rupp arena. shawn is a dead man walking
     
  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    Chicken pox, Monkey Pox. Any other animal pox I need to know about?
     
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  24. One Two

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    cow pox
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Well hot damn looks like I'm invincible to it then
     
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  26. timo

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    When the thread gets an icon you'll know shit is getting serious
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  27. NCHusker

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    Ox Pox
     
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  28. El Tiburon

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    I trust my immune system!
     
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  30. pperc

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    yes, i studied poxviruses in a lab for 5.5 years to get my PhD. and this outbreak isn't concerning to me. until monkeypox becomes a more efficient human pathogen this won't spread very far. if it has become more efficient, then we need to roll out MVA vaccines quickly. we do have some therapeutics that should work also that weren't mentioned above.

    chicken pox is a herpes virus actually, not a poxvirus. within orthopoxviruses, you have vaccinia, ectromelia (Mousepox), monkeypox, smallpox, molluscum, cowpox, rabbitpox, tanapox, and others.
     
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  31. Doc Louis

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    He's just doing his own research.
     
  32. Bruce Wayne

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    I ain't getting no jab, lib
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    Tanapox? I think I just bought a pack of those for my wife.
     
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  34. pperc

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    is she from equatorial Africa?
     
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  36. El Tiburon

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    Maybe she is, Judgey McJudgerson!
     
  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  38. pperc

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    well that would all hang together then!
     
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  41. BumpingNasties

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    This is the episode where ER went off the deep end. But as I recall only two people caught it and only one of two to actually have pox actually died. So pperc is right, not too worried.
     
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  42. Marbles

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    There was an ER episode on Monkey pox where Carter first slept with Abby. Ask me anything as I just got done watching the show on HBO.
     
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  43. NCHusker

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  44. Redav

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    Whale pox
     
  45. Redav

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  47. Shawn Hunter

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    Looks like I need to sell my shares then
     
  48. enjj

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    Will I still be able to go to Dominican Republic next month??
     
  49. Shawn Hunter

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    Depends, do you plan on hanging around monkeys?
     
  50. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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