Monkeypox Outbreak

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Nandor the Relentless, May 19, 2022.

  1. pperc

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    Ugh. Be better at nerding
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

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    Nerds don't get laid this often
     
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  3. pperc

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    You’re thinking of geeks
     
  4. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    At least not from the hot monkeys. Probably stuck banging chimps.
     
  5. pperc

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    Often this is transmitted by rodents, so don’t fuck a rat
     
  6. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Coach K's wife... hot seat
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
     
  9. Prospector

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    and there it is, called it

     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Man its really fortunate how there's only one sociopathic billionaire leveraging his wealth is evil ways (bill gates) and all the other billionaires are good ol' folks just like us here on the tmb
     
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  11. pperc

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    Why has this been written
     
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  12. BWC

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    :crossedarms:
     
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  13. Corky Bucek

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    Clicks
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  15. Can I Spliff it

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  16. pperc

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    Ring vaccination and this will fizzle fast
     
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  17. Roy

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  19. Lip

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    well there goes my summer plans
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    it’s my dick in a pox
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    Smash cut to Tucker Carlson starting monkey pox panic targeted on gay men, like AIDs. That'll certainly be enraging.
     
  23. IV

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    counter proposal - smash cut to Tucker Carlson having monkey pox
     
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  24. Constant

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