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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, Nov 9, 2020.
we consider potatoes a main
Never heard it called that. Not surprising for our state though.
When I lived in Minnesota, someone invited me to a potluck and told me to bring a hot dish.
I brought a big plate I’d heated in the oven because I assumed they needed extra dish for serving.
holy shit lmao this is when autism and dumb regional nomenclature collide
Such a head’s up value pick. Many just use it for the taters, but you can drizzle it on the turkey, stuffing, rolls, cornbread, green beans...basically everything but the cranberries.
The true head scratcher is Arkansas. Who the fuck makes a milk gravy for Thanksgiving?
We’re doing gumbo this year as well. We get the fried turkey from Ragin Cajun so going to get a bunch of gumbo as well.
Just moved to Texas two months ago and I’m gonna leave because of this map
good idea all around
It's a Delta thing.
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Biscuits? What the fuck Oregon
I’m conflicted. But more triggered about creamed corn in Kansas. Why do such a thing?
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it called stuffed eggs, but I also am not a fan of them because of mustard. The ice chest thing threw me off when I first moved down there.
Thanksgiving is boring
Nobody fucks with a broccoli, cauliflower, and cheese casserole? Missing out.
Who chews it first?
Feed corn is not fit for human consumption
It didn't happen this year, but between 2010-2019, there was a Minnesota Congressional hot dish competition each year. Just imagine - that first year, you had Klobuchar, Franken, Michelle Bachmann, and Keith Ellison (among a couple others) in a cooking contest.
WHATS ON THE MENU DEAR LEADERS
Legit laughed at this
This is why Iowa fucking sucks everybody.
Corn is a great side dish, and can be included in many things, a lot of times you do that the fun way of combining it while you eat other things (like mashed potatoes, or a bit of corn while stuffing down some Turkey in your gullet).
But we all know Iowa is a shit state, those fuckers can’t make anything outside bland-ass dishes where they throw corn into everything because ‘we grow a lot of corn.’
Learn to cook you losers, the soil of the midwest isn’t just maize. Maybe you all wouldn’t be so fucking fat if you knew what a green bean was like, just like the great state of Nebraska.
*at this time I will not be telling you what goes into green bean casserole, it is healthy...just trust me*
Holy fake news. Everybody from the south knows the north is fat because of potatoes.
The huskeye rivalry seems to be going strong
Corn in mac n cheese is offensive
fuck green bean casserole
cruel and unusual punishment imo
there’s no room on my thanksgiving plate for a third rate side item.
your plate is a third world country, no one trying to go there
That Mac and Cheese better be in casserole format or someone's sitting at the little kids table
As someone who has gone to Iowa frequently, you could have stopped after the first sentence.
Iowa fucking sucks is enough. No additional facts needed.
Love how New Hampshire just saying fuck it and eating a sides worth of cranberry sauce.
Broccoli casserole? Kentucky is trash.
Anyone here from Louisiana?
What is cornbread dressing?
I know what cornbread is. I know what dressing is. I'm not making the connection.
cornbread muffins doused in thousand island
It’s just dressing made with cornbread. It’s delicious. I’m not from Louisiana but have made it the past few years.
Suck my dick bitch
Shawn no one wants that dinky candy corn you're packing
that sounds fucking gross
Where is brown rice??
Turkey and ham
Mac and cheese
Sweet potato patty or soufflé
Dressing if you're into such
Willing to get into a street fight with anyone who doesn’t serve stuffing on thanksgiving
can we all just agree that thanksgiving is the best holiday by far
What if it has raisins in it?
Best 4 day holiday stretch ever.
lived here for 20 years and have never had a biscuit on Thanksgiving
Mashed potatoes w/ gravy
Sweet potato casserole
Green bean casserole
Oven roasted Brussels sprouts
I hate you
Join the club, buddy