Move to texas where you can constantly worry about losing power

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  1. racer

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    “I hope your family member dies.”
     
  2. C A N E

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    Some of you are so fucking insufferable
     
  3. —

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    The oceans will rise and coastal valleys such as San Fernando in LA will become neat little bays surrounded by mountains
     
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  4. WC

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    The Texas thread: where we point to Mississippi to deflect.
     
  5. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    All texans here are shitting on texas

    that’s the weirdo florida poster doing that
     
  6. spagett

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    Driving through the state is an unbelievably depressing experience
     
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  7. Andy Reocho

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    Stop being so fucking stupid
     
  8. VaxRule

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    Hi, just here to point out the difference for you. The California water situation is a problem caused by national and international political failures. Texas has its own power grid - by choice. When it fails, that means it’s all on Texas.

    You’re welcome for the education.
     
  9. The Banks

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    Jeez Louise, just get a Honda 3000 cans have an electrician install a transfer switch for less than 3K.
     
  10. Xander Crews

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    You are comically stupid my guy.
     
  11. AptosDuck

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    The San Fernando Valley is 600-1200' elevation

    Stockton is 10' elevation. The delta and points east in the Central Valley will see it first
     
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    buzzkill
     
  13. AptosDuck

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    I'm a hoot at parties too
     
  14. The Banks

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    Can we get a shit-head power ranking of Patrick, Paxton, Cruz, Cornyn, and Abbott? Sorry if I missed anyone.
     
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  15. ned's head

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    • Tier 1 - cruz, cornyn, gohmert, crenshaw: generally worthless, but shittiness is mostly limited to having no real impact on their constituents
    • Tier 2 - abbott: mostly there to throw red meat to the texags crew, but just enough power to fuck things up occasionally
    • Tier 3 - patrick and paxton: both actively make people's lives and the state worse
     
  16. pez

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    and Paxton might be more 1a to Patrick’s 1b due to being under indictment and continuing to commit more crimes (allegedly), which is quite something for an AG
     
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  17. prerecordedlive

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    Lifelong Florida resident here. Florida is a dogshit state.

    Texas is a dogshit state.

    Mississippi is a dogshit state.

    Toss in Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kentucky, the Dakotas, West Virginia. Hell, half of the country is complete and utter dogshit.
     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    Don't forget Ohio!
     
  19. ned's head

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    There are a lot of bad states, but I can't imagine any are less democratic than texas. Our government meets every two years, doesn't allow ballot initiatives, and lets one angry little man control what bills get heard. It's basically deadwood with internet
     
  20. pez

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    you should check out some of the shit that goes on in the state just to the east
     
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  21. Tobias

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    simple c a n e folks
     
  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    I don’t know what that means
     
  23. racer

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    It’s a much more affordable generator
     
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  24. DuffandMuff

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    Guessing the 3000 is a step up from the S2000

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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Nevermind Paxton is the worst
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    Voted in Harris county and Paxton prosecuting him in Montgomery county aka one of the reddest counties in the state
     
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    $100,000 bail

    are you fucking kidding me
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    Until somebody shoots a Ken Paxton, this shit will never end.

    Legal Disclaimer: I'm not advocating somebody shoot Ken Paxton.
     
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  29. Xander Crews

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    took my like away for the disclaimer
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    I don't blame you. I don't like that post anymore.
     
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  31. DuffandMuff

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    Holy hell. Maddening. Disheartening. Par for the course.

    Trying to scare future voters that have run ins with the law in the past.

    Sad to think, but chances are good he gets swallowed back up by the DOC system with that outrageous bail.
     
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    i'm thinking about starting a go fund me to get him out
     
  33. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    do it if you can find a close family member or something
     
  34. OZ2

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    What’s a funny thing about solar energy is if the sun doesn’t come up, we all die!!

    What’s a funny thing about water is it’s not so predictable as the sun coming up and going down and dipshit Republicans are making it even worse because of climate change!

    (also that sun thing, it comes up the same, but we trap more and more heat from it and it gets hotter and hotter and we have dumb people that want to power us with more stuff that traps the heat and a dog chasing their own tail appears much more intelligent)
     
  35. fucktx

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    Jesus Christ

    Hopefully the fbi finds paxton is guilty of treason since he’s under investigation and he’s given the public guillotine

    Christopher Downey, a criminal defense attorney, told KPRC 2 Rogers’ two felony convictions meant he could face a more severe prison sentence on the illegal voting charges – potentially 25 years to life on each count.
     
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  36. Colin Robinson

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    And Louisiana! My home state is entirely dog shit other than New Orleans.
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    We need 10%?
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    he was arrested for voting in the democratic primary, not the general election
     
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    yes we are at 625. i donated 500 and others donated as well

    i will be sending to his attorney to withdraw the funds
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    Storm capitol - no bail

    Vote while on parole - $100k bail
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    please help if you can
     
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  42. fucktx

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    3 months before he came off of parole after 16 fucking years
     
  43. Gallant Knight

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    this is devastating

    they are trying to railroad him
     
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  44. CaneKnight

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    Do us a favor and move now. The sooner we can get dogshit like you out of the state the better off Florida will be
     
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  45. CaneKnight

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    Hell of a way to describe someone’s family member they take care of. You’re so fucking stupid
     
  46. CaneKnight

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    I am
     
  47. Gallant Knight

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    $1,220

    thank you everyone
     
  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Lol you get South of Indy and it’s Mississippi.

    Actually there are about 5 non rural parts of Indiana
    Indy
    South Bend
    Fort Wayne
    The Region (East of Chicago)
    Evansville

    The rest is Nebraska (whitest state I can think of)