Mufflax's shitacular mega-thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by mufflax, Sep 18, 2019.

  1. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

  2. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  3. mufflax

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  4. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    im nervous and my wiener isn’t huge and it will probably fit. The snot will be good lube, but I’m nervous! This is new territory for me and I don’t know what to do!

     
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  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  6. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    What in the world
     
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  7. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    fuck her in the nose
     
  8. Talking Head

    Talking Head The Bag Man
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    Rub a cat in her face and go to town man.
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  10. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  11. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    Feed her some hot wings first for natural lube than literally fuck her brains out m8
     
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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Garf has talent, you guys have to admit.
     
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  13. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Nasal > Oral > Aural
     
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  14. M'ark Pepperonio

    M'ark Pepperonio Free mahi mahi! Free mahi mahi!
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    Does she have any nose piercings? Also, which nostril?
     
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  15. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    Most of our dicks are that small, so sinus up
     
  16. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    Trust me, you’re going to love it when she nose down on you.
     
  17. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    You’re like a shark waiting to strike
     
  18. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Can we just ban this guy out of pity
     
  19. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Gurf, IMO.
     
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  20. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Hope her dad doesn’t catch whiff of this
     
  21. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    #21 racer, Sep 25, 2019
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2019
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  22. Billy King

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    stick it in her ear
     
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  23. TC

    TC Bootlicking!!!
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  24. mufflax

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    Dude that’s disgusting
     
  25. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    What is this terrible shtick...?
     
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  26. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    Nothing says true lobe like sticking it in her hear hole
     
  27. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Do you even Gurf, bro?
     
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  28. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Sneezes
     
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  29. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    We haven't done it to you yet; why start now?
     
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  30. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Boom roasted
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Nailed it.
     
  32. mufflax

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    Who? I wasn’t roasted
     
  33. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    Probably the herp
     
  34. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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  35. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    It's sad that most TMB'ers wont see this magic act of turning chicken shit into chicken salad
     
  36. mufflax

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  37. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  38. mufflax

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    fuck doves! seriously, who gives a shit about doves anymore? bunch of glorified pigeons if you ask me.
     
  39. dtx

    dtx Well-Known Member
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    isn’t this a system of a down song
     
  40. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    NO! THIS IS HARDCORE ANGEL FUCKING!
     
  41. dtx

    dtx Well-Known Member
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    i think Joe_Pesci is an expert on system of a down

    maybe he can help
     
  42. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    people keep bringing this guy into my threads. he's not even really joe pesci he's just some internet guy.
     
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  43. mufflax

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  44. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    You are the worst
     
  45. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    yeah but that makes me the best at something
     
  46. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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  47. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Again?
     
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  48. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  49. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Oh so you’re not denying being the guy in video anymore, which means you’re the guy that got arrested for pawning his neighbors stuff.
     
  50. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member