Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. Tiffin

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  2. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  3. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    They seem nice.
     
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  4. TrustyPatches

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    Girl up top is a pro. Gotta keep dem xans for the come down
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I can fap to this
     
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  6. nexus

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    Drunk driving
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  7. Jigga

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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    we have a newspaper thing here called Busted, which costs like $1 at 7/11 and has pictures of a bunch of people who were arrested in the last month or whatever. my friend's psycho ex was on the cover for years because she was a "mugshot bae." but she was also arrested a bunch of times for, among other things, a few DUIs and she left a kid in a hot car while she went tanning.

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  9. TheFreak55

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    Would wife this eastern european looking chic

    gee I wonder why she didn't obey the stop sign

    damn girl, heroin?
     
  10. TheFreak55

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  11. jhooked

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  12. 2

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    Handsome mugshots
     
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  13. jhooked

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  14. TheFreak55

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    Damnit asshole what did she do
     
  15. NoNatty

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    knew this was coming. Still laughed.
     
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  16. Sterling A

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    Real criminal here, making false statement to a cop
     
  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Would beat
    the charges if I were a juror on her trial
     
  18. TheFreak55

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    move to north east tennessee and you could beat her for real
     
  19. yaywaffles

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    what a fascinating way to misspell 'whore'
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Would love to go to a museum with that heroin girl
     
  21. TheFreak55

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    you should really work on your definition of the word fascinating
     
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  22. DetroitNole

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    Kind of on point, but can't provide actual mugshot because Wayne County doesn't publically post them...but this girl has 3 armed robbery charges as well as unlawful imprisonment, larceny of a firearm and felony firearm.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Incredible post. Post is incredible.
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Why would you post my pic?
     
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  25. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    She looks so happy, I want to be friends with her
     
  26. Jorts

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    Shouldn't you be on a foam roller?
     
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  27. a.tramp

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    Interesting story there. Got a p.m. from Dan and he was confused. He thought the foam roller went in.
     
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  28. TrustyPatches

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    Photo fits the crime
     
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  29. jokewood

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  30. rodmansrage

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    fucked up the quote of Tiffin post but this chick beat her dad to death...just like id beat my dick to death thinking about her.
     
  31. Jorts

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    :roll: I got an equally interesting p.m. this evening...
     
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  32. Tiffin

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    :fap:
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I did. Boy was I disappointed
     
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  34. Jorts

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    Did you feel the burn?
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Sadly no
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Look at these not in first place jelly bitches
     
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  37. Shiggityshwo

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    I'm told this girl resembles Kimmy Granger, who I'm told does porn, which I'm told is very very nice
     
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  38. Cabs

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    Please tell me you follow arrested in mobile and read the comments
     
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  39. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    I wanna marry her.
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

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  41. Earn_Marks

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    The bar that low?
     
  42. TrustyPatches

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    There's a guy who brilliantly trolls the Facebook page.
     
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  43. rickyrubio4life

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    Goddamn we got a black Daenerys <3<3<3

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  44. Cabs

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    There's at least 5 troll accounts that comment on the mugshots. I tagged a friend once in an extra trashy mugshot as in like "hey you should follow this page" and I got attacked by the arrestee's entire family. Shits insane
     
    #47 Cabs, Jan 24, 2018
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  45. Taques

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    which prison, asking for a friend
     
  46. TrustyPatches

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    There's one guy in particular he's from north Mobile county, like citronelle or mt vernon who has just created multiple instances of chaos on that page. He changes his name but keeps the same profile picture. I've had some big laughs off of his work.
     
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  47. TrustyPatches

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    Pelican ?
     
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