Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Eh-Rab
     
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  2. Crepeswithasmile

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    A-rab
     
  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    no.
     
  4. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    i'm from this town, AMA.
     
  5. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    The pronunciation pretty much covered it. I guess follow up question would be how often do people make off color racial jokes about the name
     
  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    It's a town of about 8k, of which about 8 are non-white, off color racist remarks are more than plentiful.
     
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  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    How sad were you when the Nike outlet in Boaz closed during your childhood?
     
  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    pretty sad, 6 year old me got my first pair of Jordan's there.
     
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  9. TheFreak55

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    Really odd how it and Adidas closed so early but Reebok and Umbro had much longer runs. And somewhat amazing how long Polo lasted.
     
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  10. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Posting from Arab, AL right now.
     
  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Honeymooned in Arab, Al actually (no Kip).
     
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  13. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    What??
     
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  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  15. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Ok, we brought Kip too.
     
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  16. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    Some of the shittiest stores were the last to go out of business, I don't think there are but 1 or 2 stores left over there now. There's a shitty movie theater and white trash as fuck bowling alley that you can smoke while you bowl, but that's about it.
     
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  18. Doc Louis

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    How depressing is it to go back?
     
  19. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  20. Crepeswithasmile

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    It's not a horrible place, there are some really good people there, but there are also a ton of slack jawed cousin fuckers as well.
     
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  21. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    I pretty much assumed you could still smoke in any bowling alley outside of an urban area. #themoreyouknow
     
  22. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    "I'm from this town, Arab Motherfuckin' Alabama."
     
  23. Corky Bucek

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    Which one do you fall under?
     
  24. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    maybe this is what Busta Rhymes was talking about in that song
     
  25. jrmy

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    Little column A, little column B
     
  26. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    a good friend of mine has family in Arab, Alabama. I've heard amazing stories
     
  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    I only do anal with my cousins so it doesn't really count.
     
  28. TYdeFan05

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    Ayyy rayub
     
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  29. The_QCT

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  30. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  31. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.
     
  32. Schadenfred

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    Proving, yet again, that the Venn diagram of painted-on eyebrows and crazy is a circle.
     
  33. Gambler

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    That first pic tells me she's made testicles bleed before.
     
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  34. Jax Teller

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    Have you ever been Mexican bowling?

    Side note, I can't remember if the guy that told me about that said it happened while he lived in Arab or while he lived in some podunk place just outside of Athens.
     
  35. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Yeah, I can see that
     
  36. bigred77

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    Gunna need pics of her hands to finish
     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    never heard of it.
     
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  38. Jax Teller

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    It was a story from a inbred, trashy dude that used to work with my best friend. Something about overinflating a truck tire, going to a street where a bunch of "mexxichanss" lived in trailers (typical trashy style where they sit on blocks with no underpinning) hauling ass and tossing the tire out the back of a truck at the trailers.
    I was still stuck in my hardcore GOP phase at the time and even then I was like "dude that's a fucking despicable, piece of shit thing to do to anyone".
     
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  39. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Must be an insane fuck

     
  40. NP13

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    Hell, I'd probably let her squeeze these nuts
     
  41. Jax Teller

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    Looks like she is a hairdresser, confirmed crazy fuck.
     

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  42. HuskerInMiami

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-arrested-DUI-claims-racially-motivation.html
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    Here's some quotes from the video:
    When asked to take field sobriety tests, Salley told her fiancée, who remained near the car: 'Watch out, they may shoot you even though you're not black!'

    After Carver informed Salley why he pulled her over, Salley responded: 'I don't care what you have to say'

    'The law doesn't work for people who look like me,' Salley told Officer Cameron Carver, who is white, according to the video. 'But that's OK.'

    Carver kept his bodycam on and didn't engage Salley, who can be heard mumbling from the back seat: 'It's 'cause I'm black. This is so racial.'

    Among other exchanges, Salley told the cop, before making fun of his male pattern baldness: 'I have a master's degree, what do you have?'


    She was fired today.
     
  43. CaneKnight

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    Sounds like wife material to me <3
     
  44. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Confession time:

    In my mid 20's I had just started a new job and was swimming in debt and broke for the most part. I started dating a really nice hairdresser that worked at a high end salon. Hairdressers make most of their money in tips and she would come to my place with envelopes filled with her cash tips. Her purse was literally overflowing with $20 bills at the end of every work day.

    She wasn't very good with money and never knew how much she had in those envelopes so I would take a $20 bill or two daily and then use that to take her on dates on the weekend. She was a super sweet girl with zero crazy in her which to this day makes her the only girl I ever dated like that (and i'm married). She was saving up to buy a house too. I have always felt bad about that.
     
  45. Crepeswithasmile

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    Lady friend: thank you for a great dinner Futureman
    Futureman: no babe, THANK YOU!
    lady friend: dawwww you're the best!
     
  46. DirtBall

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  47. pearl

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  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Hooters pageant with THOSE itty bitty titties?
     
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  49. DaveGrohl

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    Did you know a girl named Haley Murphree? We made out at the beach when I was 14 and I told her I was 18. I need you to get her opinion on whether I actually passed as 18 or if she saw through the charade. Please I need closure.