Who would have thought that someone gifted enough to participate in the respected hooters pageant would be involved in something like domestic violence
I read that it all started with a foot race. I'll bet I can run to the mailbox before you! Yea, well I can do more pushups than you. Yea, well I can fuck dad before you!!
True story. Played with a guy in church league outdoor volleyball that we nicknamed Lobster Larry. For the life of me I can’t remember his real name. He’d never jump, just shuffle his feet from side to side and never had a good dig or set. Just poked his arm out at the last second to pop the ball in the air. Also, was not this attractive.
That short dude should try posting some bail money to get women instead of hanging out in bagel shops.