Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

Let's goooooo

 

Now we're talking.

 

Innocent!

 

How much is bail?

 

Possession of stollen hearts? Intent to distribute love at first sight? Did she fail to register her eyes as deadly weapons?

 

At least 2 of these people are extraterrestrials

 

This thread is mugshawtys not mugorangies.

 

Waters: I no longer have an unblemished record

 

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I am the pinnacle of man, but I would love to see if I can fit his entire sack in my mouth

 

H/T would smash

 

no. just no.

 

There is nothing bae about this girl

 

i can smell the menthol cigarettes from here

 

That tattoo artist didn't have the best penmanship. Face tats should be illegal for stupidity reasons.

 

It was either done in prison or by someone on meth.

 

She looks like a kindergarten teacher but with a face tat.

 

She looks like a cashier from Dollar General in Gaffney, SC.

 

Oddly specific, and good form to not dox Tiffany.

 

These were just last year

 

Is she transitioning into Nicholas Cage?

 

should probably stop breaking the god damn law

 

Meth's a hell of a drug.

 

Horse girls be crazy

 

She has the dirtiest pair of flip-flops you've ever seen

 

She’s more or less single now too …

 

Those lips probably got her out a year early.

 

the "show more" killed me. Im pretty sure i read enough.

 

horse broad and named tatyana. she prob tried stabbing him then fucked his brains out their entire relationship.

 

941 grams of fentanyl? I thought one flake could kill 10 cops

 

Yeah! They clearly weren’t deploying it correctly!

 

I’ve got a turkey she can hunt….in my pants!

 

Always up for a game of hokie pokey

 

Eight grade limerick I got in trouble for:

There once was a boy named Hokey
And also a girl named Pokey
They got together
Did something we’d never
And called it the Hokey pokey

 

You are a regular Edward Lear

 

Important to get these hardened criminals off the streets.