Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  2. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    She's going to juvie
     
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  4. bigred77

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    gangster
     
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  5. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    Where were these grandma's when I was in prison?
     
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  6. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Granny keeps it 100
     
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  7. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Have girls constantly sneak stuff into their vaginas. Needles, pills, cash, etc
     
  8. bigred77

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    do what now?
     
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  9. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I was commenting on the contraband into facility tweet above. We have a few female clients a year that tell us (or get caught) about what they snuck in. I’ve picked up cash a few times. Jail will take it from them otherwise.
     
  10. bigred77

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    i thought you were a jailer or something that might jave good stories
     
  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    When my cousin was in jail he just wanted money put on his canteen
     
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  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    He's no jailer but he does have an oversized wrought iron keyring with several large skeleton keys on it
     
  13. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Girl punched her boyfriend in the face after he suggested they break up. Not all that impressive of a mugshot, however, outside of the clink...

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  14. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    It’s amazing what a little makeup and some filters can do. Body is fire though
     
  15. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    For a girl that’s clearly been crying she still looks fine in the mugshot photo IMO
     
  16. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    She goes from being cute to “damn.” It’s a common phenomenon.
     
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  17. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    I think that has more to do with the zoom out and bikini :idk:

    Let’s not get off track though. Brewtus do you have an IG?
     
  18. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  19. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Yes, yes I do. IG: katemahoney19
     
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  20. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    149k followers
     
  21. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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  22. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    She has some thangs. No doubt about that.
     
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  23. Corky Bucek

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    149,001 now
     
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  24. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Post any and all good ones for those of us without ig.

    Thanks, Wayne
     
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  25. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  26. Nole96SC

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    Would really like to see what else he was fucking if he was wanting to break up with that.
     
  27. Crepeswithasmile

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  28. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    No matter how hot any girl is there some guy out there tired of her shit.

    Based on the IG photos, maybe she is super high maintenance.
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Let’s find that Snapchat guys
     
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    Would you call the law if your gf punched you in the face?
     
  31. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    If I had just broken up with her and she assualted me then probably. Women need to know they cant hit men just like we cant hit them.
     
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  32. undrtow

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    I feel like there are several others posted that should have a good ig
     
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  33. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Oh for sure. Im just saying the new one has to be hot as fuck otherwise he's just keep her and fuck someone else on the side.
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    She would light your car on fire if you cheated on that chick. She crazy hot with a side of crazy. I'd fucks with it still.
     
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  35. Struggler

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    The boyfriend being gay answers many questions
     
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  36. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    why would he be gay for dumping her? he already had her, so no reason to believe he cant match and or better his situation.
     
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  37. Cheshire Bridge

    Cheshire Bridge 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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    Maybe he wants a brunette. Latina. Red head. Girl with tatts. For every hot girl, there's a guy tired of hittin it. No reason to think the dude ain't got/won't get another woman in the same tier.
     
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  38. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    You want to spend 6 months to a year of your life taking off work showing up to low-level misdemeanor court watching homeless people picking boogers out of their nose to teach your (ex)girlfriend a lesson about gender equality?

    Trust me, a technical but meaningless assault isn’t worth your time. And I make money off it.
     
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  39. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    No.
     
  40. Shiggityshwo

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    hate to burst your bubble but I was the boyfriend and yes I am gay
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My gf is way hotter and I wouldn’t even touch anything less than a 10. She has a mole for fucks sake and I make a million dollars a year. This is internet bitches.
     
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  42. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    unc fans are gay. is this supposed to be news?
     
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  43. El Tiburon

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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Dead.
     
  45. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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    this one, please.
     
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  46. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It's from the Johnston County sheriff's office in Smithfield, NC, but they erase the information after 15 days and that arrest seems to be more than 15 days old.

    http://www.johnstonnc.com/sheriffs_office/arrestsearchbydate.php

    Whoever finds these things must be some demented fucks. The list on that website is long as hell for just the past 15 days and this might be the sexiest beast on that page

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  47. boone

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    so most of these chix are Prostitutes right?
     
  48. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Metaphorically yeah but realalistically no, most are drug related probably.
     
  49. boone

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    If a person is selling their body for drugs are they a prostitute?