Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    The fuck are you talking about Boone? :laugh:
     
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  2. Hogview

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  3. boone

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    I just asked if most of these chix are prostitutes. The dude responded and said..

    Judging by the pics of the Mugshawtys they all look like they sell their bodies. Whether its for money or drugs makes no difference to me. Id just assume most prostitutes are working for their habit.
     
  4. Merica

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    :roll:

    Dude have you ever seen an actual prostitute?

    I promise 99.9% of them would not make it to this thread.

    He said metaphorically because they're hot girls who probably go after rich dudes so they don't have to do real work. They aren't actual prostitutes.
     
  5. Festus McBadass

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    Metaphorically all women are prostitutes and we’re all Johns
     
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  6. Merica

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    Her snapchat is pretty great. She is a legit crazy person. She also has to use a breathalyzer to start her car.
     
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  7. NilesIrish

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    lol #yourdaddyfundsme
     
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  8. boone

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    well no. not really familiar w/ the prostitute population of the country.
     
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  9. Merica

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    It correlates heavily with the Methhead population of the country.
     
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  10. Mr Bulldops

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    if a girl is hot, she doesn't need to sell her body for drugs, she will just get them because she is hot
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    This fucking board
     
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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Mugshots get shared between friends and then ppl submit them is my guess.

    There are also general websites that grab them off booking before the Sherriff takes them down. You have to pay to get the site to remove it (ie extortion).
     
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  13. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    My personal favorite of the breastaurants.
     
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  14. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    imagine being the cop that arrested a woman that was so hungry she offered sex.


    Christine Faith Baker, a 47-year-old resident of Manatee County, Florida, has been arrested for offering sex in exchange for McDonald's.
     
  15. tigr2ndbase

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  16. Gambler

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  17. * J Y *

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    Definitely a couple of cases of Mexican hooker makeup in here.
     
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  18. TC

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    I honestly feel better about these IG attention whores if they're actual prostitutes. If they're just doing it for the stupid ass followers and likes I hate them
     
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  19. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    what was the original charge?
     
  20. NP13

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    Don't know
     
  21. Buff_Ruffnek

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    :awesomeface:
     
  22. Festus McBadass

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    This is why you’ll never make detective
     
  23. Talking Head

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    They really are awful.

    I was in Vegas one time and the hottest girls in the club were all just sitting there staring at their phones and taking pictures intermittently.

    Give me a 7 with a fucking personality any day of the week over those awkward hobags.
     
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  24. TC

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    Before I sound misogynist, my hate isn't just limited to females on this topic.

    "Antonio Brown, why in the fuck would you go Facebook Live from the locker room after a game?"
    "Idk man all those hearts and thumbs flying by I was mesmerized!"
     
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  25. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I see you've read my eval
     
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  27. NP13

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    Looks like he deserved that broken schnoz
     
  28. Festus McBadass

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    He really outkicked his coverage. What an idiot
     
  29. Blu Tang Clan

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    She's got a solid punch. I respect that.
     
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  30. Jim Brockmire

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    Holy shit.

    Imagine if he had told her there was someone else?

    She would've removed his head clean from his shoulders.
     
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  31. The_QCT

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    What a twink

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  32. Festus McBadass

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    It would be hard to break up with those titties
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    Has anyone checked out this site? Gives real time mugshots of people booked in Tampa, FL. Prob some decent looking ones if you look long enough.

    http://www.tampabay.com/mugshots/
     
  34. Cheshire Bridge

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  36. tigr2ndbase

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    I agree, she’s smoke but she might be crazy as hell and he couldn’t deal with it anymore. One of the hottest girls I dated was crazy as hell and way over the Mendoza line. Sex was great but I could only deal with her for so long. Was literally scared for my life when/after I broke with up.
     
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  37. Cheshire Bridge

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    Heading to the gym rn but apparently she bit somebody who then beat her up.
     
  38. Shawn Hunter

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  39. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Can't see shit ese
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  41. C Yank

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  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Possession of my heart more like it
     
  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    rather fuck multiple, normal 7's or 1 crazy 10?
     
  44. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    No such thing as a normal woman. They’re all crazy.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    Yes
     
  46. chet fire

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    I would let her punch me in the face so hard.
     
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