Mulan - live action

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  1. bro

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    let’s get down to business.


     
  2. The Banks

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    Excited
     
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  4. bro

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    Stop being a fucking weirdo all the time. Good lord
     
  5. Seavie

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    One of the better soundtracks of all the Disney films.
     
  6. Tiffin

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    They're cutting Make a Man out of You, I believe I saw.
     
  7. ShuPoor

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    Then what's the point
     
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  8. Seavie

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    Of course they are.
     
  9. Tiffin

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    Money
     
  10. ned's head

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    Mike pence is gonna be hot
     
  11. pearl

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    Fuck this shit, rumored no mushu either
     
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  12. Codename Duchess

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    Just read that they cut all the songs. Wouldn't shock me if audiences don't like that when Disney tests it and they go back and add them with reshoots.
     
  13. dallasdawg

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    why is this called mulan again?
     
  14. IanBoyd

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    I think this is going to be a different sort of Disney movie by design. Disney is basically asked China to choose the cast, especially the lead actress since the story was originally China's based on a Chinese folklore and Disney doesn't want to risk pissing off the 2nd largest movie market in the world. Looking at the cast list, Donnie Yen, Jet Li etc this will more resemble a martial arts war movie than a Disney princess movie.

    They might add in some songs but it wouldn't surprise me if there aren't any, especially a full blown song and dance.
     
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  15. IanBoyd

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    Because the name of the character is Hua Mulan, which is what the Disney story is based on.

    You'll have to get used to the idea that you and the people that remember Mulan having a talking dragon with the voice of Eddie Murphy isn't the target audience, the 1.3 billion people in China that grew up with the actual folklore is the major target audience.
     
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  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    is harvey fierstein going to be in this version as well?
     
  17. Wu

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    Looks like diet sugar free caffeine free Zhang Yimou
     
  18. Nelson

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    Looks the best of all these stupid live reboots so far
     
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  19. Bricktop the white

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    Rip Miguel ferrer
     
  20. Lenin

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    shocked that you would still want the toxic masculinity song still in the movie
     
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  21. backinblack23

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    No mushu, no money.
     
  22. pearl

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    #wheresmushu
     
  23. theriner69er

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    I thought she was supposed to be black
     
  24. IanBoyd

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    Ah yes, the tragic Mongolian invasion of Black China, terrible chapter in human history.
     
  25. theriner69er

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. CF3234

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    Movie looks like it is going to be great, but it’s going to be hurt by cutting the music and mushu. Plenty of people won’t give it a chance on that alone.
     
  27. Lenin

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    it doesnt matter if it rakes it in with China

    which it will
     
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  28. CF3234

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    agree.
    this post makes a ton of sense and it is very possible that this is Disney's mindset. This is a movie made for China
     
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  29. Wu

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    Also talking animals is a massive no no for the godless Commies
     
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  30. Doc Louis

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    Like awarded for sneaking a Panic song into your post.
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    Or they're just redoing it to protect their trademarks
     
  32. CF3234

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    Mulan is less than 30 years old. Not really a concern yet.
     
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  33. Lenin

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  34. Lenin

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    I did not realize that Christina Aguilera is coming back to sing the new single for the movie

     
  35. Lenin

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    and the more I see of it, the more I get excited to see it
     
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  36. IanBoyd

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    Mulan with Mulan
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    Ming Na still hasn't aged a single day.
     
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  37. Lenin

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    Agent Melinda May kicking ass since Day 1
     
  38. Ignatious Thistilewhilte

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    I'm giddy like a bitch to see this!
     
  39. Lenin

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    I’m shocked they havent pushed this back yet due to COVID-19 seeing that China is such a big deal in this
     
  40. Fusiontegra

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    On the plus side, it gave us Tiger Woods.
     
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