My Beagle, the slut.

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  1. Soup

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    Woke up to some unusual barking in the backyard about 2 am. Went out and two dogs had broken through my fence and one was going to town on my Beagle.
     
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  2. Corky Bucek

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    It's called spaying your dog.
     
  3. Baron

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    ts and ps for your beagle
     
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  4. Crepeswithasmile

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    pretty sure you're going to have to treat it like a snake bite and suck the poison out.
     
  5. Odin

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    yes they do actually

    evidence: i googled it last night when i was wondering the same thing
     
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  6. Nandor the Relentless

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    Sorry about the dog gang rape. Or is it posse rape?
     
  7. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    #yesallbeagles
     
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  8. HotMic

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    Blaming the neighbors dog? You're not fooling anyone.
     
    #8 HotMic, Nov 16, 2016
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  9. bro

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    push your dog down the stairs
     
  10. eHo

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    That's doggy murder, and doggod doesn't approve.
     
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  11. ashy larry

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    better do something before rover wade is overturned
     
  12. bertwing

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    damn even your dog gets laid more than you do Soup
     
  13. OHW

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    good thread
     
  14. 941Gator

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    stick a coat hanger up your dog's butt.
     
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  15. HotMic

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    Laughed audibly
     
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  16. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    dead
     
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  17. OHW

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    What kind of dog R'ed your beagle, Soup? Maybe her little bastards will be adorable.
     
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  18. R2-D2Big

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  19. Soup

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    I don't know. It was dark. Only saw shadows.
     
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  20. Baron

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  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  22. Jax Teller

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    :gaddam:
     
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  23. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Sweet humblebrag about your dog having sex. We get it dude, your dog gets laid
     
  24. Truman

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    [​IMG]
     
  25. wes tegg

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    Just have the dog pee on a rabbit.
     
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  26. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    :clap:
     
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  27. devine

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    Maybe your dog shouldn't have been standing there wearing that
     
  28. C A N E

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    Bring your dog inside heathen
     
  29. eHo

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  30. POWESHOW

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    Did you break through a fence and fuck a beagle last night?
     
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  31. Redav

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    How slutty was your dog dressed?
     
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  32. Baron

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    birthday suit isn't slutty enough?
     
  33. bigred77

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    Briles, is that you?
     
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  34. HatterasJack

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    Congrats on the puppies!
     
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  35. Soup

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    She is. I have doggy door.
     
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  36. AptosDuck

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    Are you sure it was a dog?
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    this was a good joke
     
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  38. Babou

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    Better have a chat with your dog

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  39. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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  40. Pokes

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    Picture of the culprit:

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  41. Odin

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    is she in heat?
     
  42. Crepeswithasmile

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    it's certainly pawsible
     
  43. Soup

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    I'm gonna assume yes. I dont see any other reason a dog would tear through a fence.
     
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  44. Nandor the Relentless

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  45. UncleJesse

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    Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
     
  46. RU-Omega Potato

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    This is exactly what she said to the culprits.
     
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  47. HotMic

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  48. Damion

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    sounds like it was a Mexican dog

    t&p
     
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  49. Pokes

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    Bichon Oakman is on the loose
     
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