My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    12 oz mouse was such a good show to watch late at night. I miss it.
     
  2. Cardeja12

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    This is great. Howard literally with a clubbed foot
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    is that Tiago Splitter?

    who the fuck requested Tiago Splitter?

    cause, kill yourself
     
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  4. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I love the random nature of the players she is electing to draw
     
  5. Boner_Jihad

    Boner_Jihad "Do you like hurting people?"

    That was back in the era of Cartoon Network where you could sit in the dark, put some lager on ice and just watch whatever random stuff that came on and be entertained. First time I saw that show I was schnockered on ale. Saw it sober and it didn't lose any of it's charm. I need to round up all those old shows on a flash drive for nostalgia storms such as this one.
     
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  6. Joey Freshwater

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    I saw it for the first time high as fuck. I lost it when I saw the peanut cop. Plus his squirrel friend was always good for a laugh. So sad that shows like this don't exist on tv anymore :(
     
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  7. HOOSINSC

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  8. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When you fart and tryin' to play it off like it wasn't you.
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  10. Buster

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    This is amazing.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When you smell a fart next to someone and you know it ain't your's.
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  12. miles

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    Some of these need to be new smileys
     
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  13. HOOSINSC

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    She need to draw the Derrick rose laying on the ground and MJ crying pics
     
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  14. Celemo

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    I'm mailing it to DelapThrows, sorry
     
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When you high as fuck and the waiter says "Enjoy your meal" and you say "You too."
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  16. Celemo

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    Pretty much all of these were requested by TMBers in the NBA thread. I bought her new crayons and paper tonight so she'll fire off some more tomorrow
     
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  17. * J Y *

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    yao ming plz
     
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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

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  19. Celemo

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    Oh sweet Christmas :roll:
     
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  20. HOOSINSC

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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When she say she on the pill and you ain't gotta use a rubber.
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  22. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    I think after the next round of requests is completed, we should go with 80s cacs only for awhile.

    I want to see her skills with perms and wispy mustaches.
     
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  23. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    DETLEF SCHREMPF.
     
  24. hood b. goode

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    These are great

    Request Anthony Davis
     
  25. You and You

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    Shit, I want that Gortat turned into smiley, or whatever the fuck we call them.
     
  26. Ace Boogie

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    Gheorghe Muresan
     
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  27. teel

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  28. kezarmyaj

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    I would like to see her take on vlade divac
     
  29. CF3234

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    Celemo need Dennis rodman with the rainbow hair
     
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  30. afb

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    her jersey game is pretty astonishing
     
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  31. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Russ was right, this guy fucks
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    Thats Perk
     
  32. OopsPowSurprise

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    still laughing at "she needs more brown crayons"

    burnt sienna will do fine in a pinch :twocents:
     
  33. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Lebron hasn't been posted ITT.
     
  34. Jorts

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    Some requests... Please & thank you

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  35. George Costanza

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    These are fucking amazing. The Dwight one just has me dying.
     
  36. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    I used to think I wanted an athletic male for a child, hopefully could steer him into the professional ranks with just the right amount of pressure. But this thread has convinced me an artistic girl is the way to go.
     
  37. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone What if Adam Thielen was black?
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    Bill Wennington Please

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  38. kezarmyaj

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    10 year old me got scolded by bill wennington at rolando blackmon basketball camp.
     
  39. Phil Connors

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    I would request Kueth Duany but I image you're like me & don't let a young kid near a Sharpie.
     
  40. Celemo

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    what did you do?
     
  41. three stacks

    three stacks gas in the ziploc, now that's loud and clear
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    lol @ him wearing air jordans
     
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  42. kezarmyaj

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    I guess joking about drug use didn't fly so well. should have read the room a little better
     
  43. marcus

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    This wrecked me
     
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  44. The Walrus

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    Celemo has the coolest kids
     
  45. kslim

    kslim EMAW
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    [​IMG]Shorts askew bulging muscle in left arm hand disappearing eyes wandering as if this could be wrong
     
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  46. kslim

    kslim EMAW
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    I knew you were EMAW as fuck
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Chauncey Billups looks like Meathead from Meatballs 2 and I feel it is time he is immortalized in crayon.
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  48. Celemo

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    AI is done

    Cassell is at the plate
    Laimbeer/Parrish on deck
    Manute Bol in the hole
    Rambis after him
     
  49. Nemesis05

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    Sometimes I dream, that he is me...like Mike if I could be like Mike
     
  50. D. Silver

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    :hckb: