My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. DetroitNole

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    Sheed would be a classic

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    Or Dennis Rodman

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  2. Seavie

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    Just laughed really hard at the thought of Celemo 's daughter being forced to draw all of these pics in sweatshop conditions.
     
  3. Celemo

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    The concept is funny but couldn't be farther from the truth...she loves doing them
     
  4. HoosDaMan

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    I can hear a teacher asking her now why her hand hurts. "Daddy makes me draw black men for him."
     
  5. Seavie

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    And his Internet friends
     
  6. tandin

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    would pay good money for this

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  7. Randy Bobandy

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    TMB at its best.
     
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    Love this thread...
     
  9. dtx

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    as jhooked posted in the nba thread

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  10. Tobias

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    mentioned in another thread but just wanted to officially enter the request in this thread

    kyle's mugshot as drawn by celemo's daughter would be amazing
     
  11. Ace Boogie

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    First the adventures of Meatball and now this thread involving his daughter drawing NBA players. Celemo is a genius when it comes to parlaying his children into massive amounts of likes. I really need to start procreating.
     
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    Request for Stephon Marbury please.
     
  13. 20/20/20/20

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    Second request Lance Stephenson.
     
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  17. Craig Pettis

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    I know there's a line but I'm officially submitting my Z-Bo request. Tony Allen to follow
     
  18. Celemo

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    think I've got all the requests in

    Rambis at the plate
    JaVale McGee is on deck
    Yao Ming is in the hole

    Followed by

    Schrempf
    Anthony Davis
    Muresan
    Rodman w. rainbow hair
    and about 10 more after that...If softball gets rained out, some of these will happen tonight
     
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  19. kslim

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    uh hem

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  20. Celemo

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    Yeah yeah you're on the list
     
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  21. Tobias

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    her ability to draw eyes has really improved

    you can see the progression from the cold, lifeless gazes of kendall and dame to the inquisitive look from kendrick
     
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  22. Bankz

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    Might need to run out to the store and buy more brown crayons
     
  23. UncleJesse

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  24. broken internet

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    PLEASE... this has epic potential if done by your daughter.
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  25. D. Silver

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    Really looking forward to "Tragic Bronson" JAVALE MCGEE.
     
  26. $P1

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  27. Celemo

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  28. mal630

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    I'm down on the list but request Penny Hardaway. preferably in Air Penny 2's.
     
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  29. dathalfnukkahd

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    This needs to go to the top of the list.
     
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  31. teel

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  32. Celemo

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    I'm really tempted, but it would be a total dick move
     
  33. Celemo

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  34. hood b. goode

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    Do these go up on the fridge?
     
  35. Celemo

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    they are all up on a wall in the kitchen
     
  36. Clutch

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    Non-NBA request:

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  37. Celemo

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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy fuck that is awesome. Please take a picture of that.
     
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  39. Celemo

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  40. Andy Reocho

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    [​IMG] please
     
  41. Pelican

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    If she messes up the logo I will be having words with her.
     
  42. Celemo

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    The Brow is on deck I believe, Detlef is next
     
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  43. Jorts

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    Sonic or Pacer?
     
  44. FriendsofJtyler

    FriendsofJtyler I strenuously object
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    Minimum 150 likes.
     
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  45. IanBoyd

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    well that's just adorable damn it.
     
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  46. marcus

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    That's like, something that should be in a magazine, man.
     
  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Kitchen photo just oozes smug.

    Delightful.
     
  48. HoosDaMan

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    Rambis might be her best work yet.
     
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  49. Celemo

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    I about shit my pants when I saw the chest hair