My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. three stacks

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    Celemo i humbly request michael jordan at the 1988 dunk contest

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  2. hood b. goode

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    that might be a little complex for her...idk
     
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  3. Celemo

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    On the list
     
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  4. bingbing

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    Amazing
     
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  5. mal630

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    I remember making my mom go buy me those while I was at school so I could be the first kid with them. Amazing shoes.
     
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  6. Celemo

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    If/when she gets bored with this, I'm gonna have her draw album covers.
     
  7. three stacks

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    but imagine if she can get the details on the cement 3's right [​IMG]
     
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  8. bingbing

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    Requesting Paul George

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  9. Tiffin

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    Maybe we should do Kevin Ware instead, bingbing

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  10. Arkadin

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    Can y'all take that gross ass shit somewhere else please
     
  11. dtx

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    way to ruin a thread
     
  12. bingbing

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    I mean she has already drawn some legs that look broken. I'm curious to see how she would handle one that really is. Just tell her the camera angle makes it look bad.....like I tell the ladies with my dick pics.
     
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    pussies
     
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  16. Celemo

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    IanBoyd, I haven't forgotten. Currently the Greek Adonis is sitting 5th in the batting order
     
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  17. bertwing

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    I would like to give a big fuck you to bingbing

    I hope you get a painfully massive cyst on your balls, faggot
     
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    Celemo Sir Charles rocking the :americafuckyeah: jersey please

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  19. bertwing

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    gonna need to hear Shock Linwood 's opinion on buying stock in Crayola
     
  20. dtx

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    nothing screams funny quite like posting a pic of a guy breaking his fucking leg in half
     
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  22. bertwing

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    Celemo what does Kendall think of her fame? Is she making any unreasonable demands yet?
     
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    Anyone that liked another pic and not detlef on the same page is dead. This is a serious charge
     
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  24. Celemo

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    Kendall is a performer/pleaser type of child. I don't think she fully grasps how well received her drawings are. She loves hanging out with me watching basketball and drawing the pics. At the very least she loves the fact that she's getting so many requests and she likes her wall of art.
     
  25. bertwing

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    as a fellow father of a pre-teen daughter, let us pray together that they outgrow this trait
     
  26. Celemo

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    Meatball is jealous of Kendall's attention. He's started asking to draw stuff so I'm having him draw Minecraft shit which he seems to enjoy. He has a bunch of those toys...I'm aware of Minecraft's existence but don't really know what it's all about.
     
  27. bingbing

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    Okay then...i'll just drop bomb request now...


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  28. bertwing

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    kids can play that shit for like 10 hours straight. seems boring as hell to me, and that music makes me tired
     
  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    I hope one day in her teenage years Celemo's daughter discovers this thread.

    :yaoface:

    Lets be honest her discovering this board would probably cause irreparable psychological harm
     
  30. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Far be it for me to tell you which activities to engage your children, but some Meatball original college football player drawings would be pretty sweet.

    Or MLB, whichever he would like/prefer/find easier or more enjoyable to draw.
     
  31. bertwing

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    btw I've used that racquetball gif no less than 5 times and had zero idea it was your daughter
     
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  32. Celemo

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    Oh fuck yeah...she went through a phase where she was making those rubber band bracelets and it started out that she was making them for her close friends and then it kinda went out of hand where she felt like she needed to make them for her entire class because she thought they wouldn't like her if she didn't. My biggest fear is that when she gets older she feels the need to put out for acceptance :ohdear:
     
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  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Those Shox that VC was wearing were my favorite shoes to play ball in when I was growing up.

    Next to Hyperflights, anyway.
     
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  34. bertwing

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    man it sucks having daughters
     
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  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    One of my brothers friends was freaking out because he was having a daughter, then he found out a few days ago...

    twin daughters.

    Poor bastard.
     
  36. Celemo

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    lol...here's the original source material
     
  37. Celemo

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    may God have mercy on his soul
     
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  38. bertwing

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    16 year old bert wore these in an AAU tourney right after I bought them and broke my ankle after landing on some faggot cac's foot
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    only time I ever wore those shoes
     
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  39. bertwing

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    lmaooooo
     
  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Stupid cac probably stuck his foot out on purpose
     
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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Title of the video.

    Cold bloooooooded.
     
  42. bertwing

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    cirrhosis in that poor bastards future
     
  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Speaking of Hyperflights, I was playing against a team that had black and orange as their colors. So two of their players had one orange Hyperflight and one black Hyperflight on their feet.

    I bet you can't guess the race of these two players...
     
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    Big fan of Celemo filming Meatball talking about TMB

     
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  46. Bankz

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    God bless her... I can't stop laughing at the end of that clip.

    Glad she found her calling...
     
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    Celemo can the husk contingent (frequently voted TMB's #1 fan base) get a meatball shout out video?
     
  48. Corky Bucek

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    This one was directed towards oldberg

     
  49. Corky Bucek

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    Can't forget about the old timey remix

     
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