My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. laxjoe

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    so sad i missed pics pages 4-7, but the fucking kyle picture more than made up for it. thank you Celemo
     
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  2. bertwing

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    :roll:

    kyle you fat fucking dumbass
     
  3. DrTomOsbourne

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    Celemo plz write a book on parenting
     
  4. duc15

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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When ya girl finally sends the nudes.
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  6. Boom TittyMilk

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    Meatball is going to spurn all the ivy league schools to attend bama one day
     
  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    I'm ready to make another request. I'll wait patiently for my turn in the queue

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  8. jltperson

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    :laugh:
     
  9. jltperson

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    hahahahahahahaah
     
  10. broken internet

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    Celemo these are simply awe-inspiring. Your daughter has found a niche.

    Sidenote, I'd love to know how many likes you've raked in thanks directly to her.
     
  11. Celemo

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    Including the 50,000+ likes I lost during the crash, I probably owe 2/3 of my likes to my kids. I'm not it in it for the likes, I'm just a proud dad
     
  12. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz
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    I'm willing to chip in for celemos next box of crayons. Shit must be getting expensive
     
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  13. Toast

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  14. Toast

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  15. * J Y *

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    :laugh: she captured kyle's butthole lips perfectly.
     
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  16. Arkadin

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    Oh god I'm dying
     
  17. Todd Bonzales

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    Celemo , you owe Kendall one nickel for every like you have received on her behalf. I would've said quarter, but you would be broke tonight.
     
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  18. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Prayers to your family.
     
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  19. Jimmy the Saint

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  20. Celemo

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    Nice
     
  21. Celemo

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    Heading up to the Nike Employee store tomorrow,she's given me a list of shit she wants.
     
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  22. Celemo

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  23. Celemo

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  24. Celemo

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    IanBoyd what if Rony Seikaly was black...or really really really tan
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    #424 Celemo, May 17, 2015
    Last edited: May 17, 2015
  25. Jax Teller

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  26. gilstein21

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    mugsy oh damn
     
  27. Todd Bonzales

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    Mugsy, you a ugly midget.
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When she suckin' your dick and you gotta fart.
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  29. Noog

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    When someone gives you a Baby Ruth.

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  30. Keywan1472

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    Where all the pictures? I want to see this
     
  31. Buster 5000

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    Page 2? What is this I don't even...
     
  32. DrTomOsbourne

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    Going to be A LOT of drama when it's learned that Celemo is just drawing these himself for free likes.
     
  33. Celemo

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    I would've never drawn Rony Seikaly black...I should try one just to see how shitty mine would be
     
  34. GeneralPaton

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    True artists take risks. It paid off.
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

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    Can I get an ETA on the Won Savage piece? TIA.
     
  36. Celemo

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    :idk: it's gonna be a while. Kobe is next if that helps
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    It doesn't. :crossedarms:
     
  38. Celemo

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  39. D. Silver

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    As if these things weren't perfect to begin with, she is getting even better.
     
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  40. Tobias

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    i loathe kobe but this is amazing
     
  41. Celemo

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  42. kezarmyaj

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    this is just the gift that keeps on giving
     
  43. Buster 5000

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    Fuck yes. :ohgosh:
     
  44. DayDomination

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    Needs more dong outlines.

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    But this is fucking fantastic.
     
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  45. $P1

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    I've been waiting on this Fab 5 to make it my Facebook cover photo, but that Kobe might go up first
     
  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When her pants sayin' yoga, but her ass sayin' McDonald's.
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    #447 Hoss Bonaventure, May 20, 2015
    Last edited: May 21, 2015
  47. GeneralPaton

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    Mother fucking Piccasso depiction of Kobe. Amazing. No Rambis but once you paint your Mona Lisa what the hell else can you do? I hope my kids will be half as cool as yours.
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When your boy start cryin' bout his girl that won't text him back quick.
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  49. GBG_24

    GBG_24 Y'all ready to smash some fruit?!?
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    Quit trying to piggyback celemo's daughter for likes. Less is more.