Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Babou

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  2. milquetoast

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    Love the cat's "Oh Shit!" stop and stare at the end
     
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  3. xec

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    I imagine the person filming the event had the same look.
     
  4. I knew it. They make masks out of their prey to earn trust from more prey.

    Scientists believe around 10% of the people you know are hawks
     
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  5. BP

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  6. bertwing

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  7. swiz

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    Wakanda Forever
     
  8. WC

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    Can’t wait to see this on Facebook tagged at Myrtle Beach with a surfer ripping up the wave
     
  9. Emma

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  10. IHHH

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  11. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    He clearly DGAF
     
  12. THF

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  13. bertwing

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  14. a.tramp

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    I don’t think I need to live remotely close to a place where both of those things roam freely. 1 is bad enough.
     
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  15. Emma

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  16. a.tramp

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    Finally, a victory for the good guys in this fucking thread
     
  17. a.tramp

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    Also, dude needs to find some better friends. Dragged him up into the middle of the herd and not a single one would hoof or horn the croc to help out.
     
  18. War Grundle

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    Surprised one of them didnt have a phone out.
     
  19. a.tramp

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    Probably would have filmed it in portrait anyways which would have pissed me off more.
     
  20. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    who said the good guys won? Look at nobody helping him, he's obviously the asshole of the group. Perhaps that croc is starving and needs to get food to his starving children. The asshole lived and some babies possibly died :tebow:
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  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    No kidding. Worse teammates than Jack Grealish after he got sucker punched.
     
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  22. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I often find myself contemplating which one I'd have a better chance of survival against.
     
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  23. War Grundle

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    Give me the Boa.
     
  24. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    Holy shit
     
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  25. bertwing

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    No fucking way that’s real
     
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  26. Bankz

    Bankz I'm a sick guy
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    wow... that's a big motherfucker
     
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  27. Eathan Edwards

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    They regularly spot 25 footers so that video could be real possibly, but obviously a 50 foot snake would look way bigger than that.
     
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  28. Babou

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    The video is all fucked from the original. A big snake, yes. But that's a small flooded road, not a river.
     
  29. War Grundle

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    Just ate recently too.
     
  30. Eathan Edwards

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    This is what a 40 foot prehistoric titan boa looks like next to people (exhibit at the smithsonian) - a 50 foot snake would be absolutely ridiculous.

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  31. THF

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  32. dahldennsull

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    there's always a bigger fish bird
     
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  33. BP

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    That's a very optimistic recreation. From what I remember that thing is based on someone finding a single vertebrae.
     
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  34. Pelican

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    Why wouldn't that be real? Definitely looks like a legit anaconda in the Amazon imo.

    Edit: tweet wasn't embedded properly so I didn't see the size. yeah 50 feet seems far-fetched. no way that's right.
     
  35. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Forks Up
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  36. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot The Execution Protocol
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    The route isn't very efficient.
     
  37. AptosDuck

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    Yeah stupid fucking ants lol
     
  38. Sport2231

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    They are out, and multiplying. Normally I’m not worried about running into one when I walk the dogs through the woods, but having cubs makes them much more dangerous

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  39. devine

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    I would never leave my house
     
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  40. DrunkJester

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    Thinking about that now. Retirement would turn me into a hermit.
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    But I thought you loved big hairy bears haha
     
  42. devine

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    Why do you think I want to visit you so bad! Lol
     
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  43. a.tramp

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    Oh shit epic backfire lulz
     
  44. One Two

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    Where do you live?
     
  45. Sport2231

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    I live in NNJ. Surprisingly large amount of bears in this area. And even though we are not nearly as congested as areas closer to NYC, still a lot of houses and neighborhoods. We have learned to co-exist but still nerve racking when they had the cubs
     
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  46. bertwing

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    :smug:
     
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  47. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    What r you feeding them
     
  48. Sport2231

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    My garabage when I forget to put the can in the garage or my kids leave the garage door open at night and I don’t realize
     
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  49. tigr2ndbase

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    Most have a lot of women around there bc we know their periods attract bears.