Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Shawn Hunter

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    Yeah if you fuck with one crow then you're eventually on the shit list of like every crow on the continent, probably.
     
  2. IHHH

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    They are all on my shit list, they should worry about that


    I am a badass....I am getting worried over here boys.
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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    Just throw TMB one last bone and let your murder by crow be recorded.
     
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  4. THF

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  5. Druce

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    Upon further review, the lioness did not maintain control of the antelope when it hit the ground. No catch.
     
  6. DriveByBBQ

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    Murdered by a murder of crows.

    Crows are capable of multi-level problem solving.
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    Now imagine if it was a crow doing the recording

    mindblown.gif
     
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  8. Icculus is a Bammer

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  9. Tony Wonder

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  10. Prospector

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    :shitofdeath:
     
  11. a.tramp

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    This seems like good enough reason to me to never scuba
     
  12. bertwing

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    539C7059-CF74-47DF-AEE4-1382432F2001.jpeg This was about an hour from me Owsley

    Remember posting a pic of a lion at a National Park right up the road from me and there was some doubts lions were up this way.
     
  13. Duck70

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    Thats a deer silly
     
  14. AIP

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    It’s a big dog
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

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    Looks friendly. Did you try to let him and become best friends?
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    That’s the one in oklahoma isn’t it?
     
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  18. RockHardJawn39

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    Terrifying
     
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  20. xec

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    Dangerous to be a gata in Tallahassee.
     
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  21. War Grundle

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    Damn. That's a big boy.
     
  22. theriner69er

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    how big is that person in the photo?? Maybe it's the angle, but it looks like that gata could fit her entirely in his mouth
     
  23. dahldennsull

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. theriner69er

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    I still think he could fit her in his mouth
     
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  25. dahldennsull

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    article says it's a 12 foot gator. Based off the estimation you use to guess a gator's length when you can only see his head above water (LINK) it would mean it's roughly 13" from eyes to nostril. That's one small girl
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Nature is friendly

     
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  27. Bankz

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    As a parent of two young children... how the fuck do you just record that.
     
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  28. herb.burdette

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    Maybe it was the child of someone else that they were filming, about to be devoured by a giant snake?
     
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  29. AUownsU

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    They call it a fish. I call it a mfing dinosaur

     
  30. bertwing

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  31. bertwing

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    That’s gonna hurt coming out

     
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  32. Bankz

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    I had no idea they ate rabbits. Fuck
     
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  33. Arliden

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    Rabbits really getting worked lately.
     
  34. IHHH

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    That’s why they need to fuck so much, they are really at the bottom of the food chain.
     
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  35. IHHH

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    devine probably wishes he was at the bottom of the food chain, he might get it in once in a while lol
     
  36. AUownsU

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    Backup. Backup. Backup Terry! Put it in reverse Terry! Oh Lawd!
     
  37. Stagger Lee

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  38. Stagger Lee

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  39. Stagger Lee

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  41. War Grundle

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    That whale video commentary. "wow, that's a cool life experience" as the kids are screaming bloody murder.
     
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  42. THF

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    Whales were probably like "whats up kids?"

    I would have shit my pants easily.
     
  43. Line 4 Guy

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    The google machine tells me there has never been a report of an orca killing a human and only 1 bite. (In the wild)
    Id still have shit myself also
     
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  44. theriner69er

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    Orca are smart enough to know people are not a threat and are not food. From that guys POV it was hard enough to see exactly what they were. From the kids', they probably could only see 2 dorsal fins coming at them. Fuck all that. But for future reference, if you see orca in the wild, stop and play with them.

     
  45. Arliden

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    The fact that Orcas have never mistaken us for a seal or gotten curious on what we’d taste like (which sharks do all the time) kinda baffles me, even with them being very intelligent.
     
  46. devine

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    I think I’m gonna pass on the whole stopping to play with them thing
     
  47. blind dog

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    No
     
  48. soulfly

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    Considering orcas are currently starving to death, I'm going to say no.
     
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