Nature is scary thread

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  1. HotMic

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  2. Weedlord420

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    Its head is the size of his torso. Pass.
     
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  3. Capstone 88

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    Wtf is going on at Big Boi’s house?

     
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  4. theriner69er

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    I know the answer is what ever it wants, but what doe that thing eat?? Like a moose every week??
     
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  5. Balls McLongcock

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    Looks like an offensive lineman chasing down a DB after an interception
     
  6. HatterasJack

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    Golden eagle eating antelope alive...

     
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  7. arrdub

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    Helluva mosquito you got there on your back bob
     
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  9. IHHH

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    That is lesson learned for this bear. He will smell for a year, can’t hunt with that smell on him
     
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  10. 941Gator

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    even after swimming?
     
  11. IHHH

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    If you ever had a pet getting sprayed by a skunk you would know, no...swimming is not helping.

    He would have to bath in tomato juice, the acidity kills the smell of the skunk for some reason. And even that is not 100% working. If you smell a skunk around your house, you keep the dog inside.
     
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  12. 941Gator

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    although i guess the guy could still hunt for fish in river
     
  13. IHHH

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    Yeah sure, I was making shit up a little. A bear smells like shit anyway. They can surely hunt anyway but the smell can’t help.
     
  14. 941Gator

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    i was ready to take your word as gospel. you are still expert in pedo-bear fwiw :pedobrow:
     
  15. AptosDuck

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    I had a skunk problem in my garage several years ago. Killed the skunks. Turns out they empty their tanks when they die. Had a skunk smell problem in my garage for two years after

    Both dogs got skunksprayed last year. They spent the night whining, tearing, slobbering, and vomiting in the laundry room where they sleep. The longer-haired shepherd got it worse - her face stunk of skunk for months, even after multiple baths.
     
  16. IHHH

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    And bears eat absolutely anything,
    It’s incredible, these fuckers are not to be fucked with. I can guarantee you that this bear will not chase a skunk ever again.
     
  17. IHHH

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    You don’t want to kill a skunk, the only way to make it good is to make easy for them to get out. I had one that fell and got trapped in my « margelle » in French. The edge from the basement window? I knew not to get close, so I just put a few pieces of wood so it could get out, with bananas up top to make it more appealing.


    You don’t want to fight them, just let them get out. And as you experienced killing them is not a solution either
     
  18. IHHH

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    But cats are a solution for them, cats are fucking skunks up.
     
  19. bertwing

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    I smell lovely tyvm
     
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  20. HotMic

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    2 skuas split a penguin chick

     
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  23. IHHH

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    That is more scary to me than almost anything, maybe snakes. But once you stare that dude in the face it’s his call, if he wants to eat you it’s over. There is nothing you can do about it
     
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  24. BP

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    Sarcosuchus.
    Apparently these things got up to 25-30 ft.
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  25. Lucky24Seven

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    Ball of yarn
     
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  26. Randy Dangus

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    Savage

     
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  27. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea I don't remember where I heard/read this but a skunk hit can basically be a death sentence for a predator depending on where they are.
     
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  28. Eathan Edwards

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    One of my ex's ran over a skunk and the smell of her car was definitely a major factor in the subsequent breakup. If I see a skunk I'm sprinting in the other direction.
     
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  29. HowdyHorns

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    Tomato juice does not work. A mixture of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap is what is needed. I don’t remember the percentages but this is the concoction to break the oil down and remove the smell. Having a bulldog get sprayed straight in the face is a real treat. Fun trying to get all the face folds clean.
     
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  31. Doc Louis

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    Or laser pointer
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    What a unit
     
  33. dahldennsull

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    dude's got a tremor between his legs
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    I thought that was it's tail splashing water
     
  35. HotMic

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  36. theriner69er

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  37. War Grundle

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    They bearly touched each other.
     
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  38. SP1

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    That's how real bears deal with shit. No guns, just squabbin' in the street like OGs
     
  39. Icculus is a Bammer

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  40. War Grundle

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    Robin Meade can do what ever she wants.
     
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  41. CloudBerry

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    That big bear deserves a lot of credit for his restraint. Smaller bear was like come on bitch and he was like naw man, smaller bear was like i mean it motherfucker lets go and big guy was like naw it aint gotta be like that dawg, smaller bear was like fuck you pussy and big was like ok its face biting time.
     
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  43. bertwing

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  44. BP

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  45. bertwing

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    SAME TEAM SAME TEAM!
     
  46. hood b. goode

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  48. Capt Wigs

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  49. westcoastbias

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    Fwiw... Douche works better than anything else to get skunk off your dog.

    70 year old country vet passed that info along and now douche is definitely the most awkward pharmacy purchase I've made.
     
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