Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    That is awesome, wouldn’t care if I didn’t bag a turkey the rest of the season.
     
  2. IHHH

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    that turkey belongs to the cat
     
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  3. IHHH

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    He looks skinny too
     
  4. War Grundle

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    Thought it looked like a young panther.
     
  5. Shinzon

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  6. The Banks

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  7. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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  8. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  9. AptosDuck

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    And people wonder why I don't go in the ocean
     
  10. IHHH

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    That orca probably lost his appetite when that guy shit himself
     
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  11. arrdub

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    And why isn’t my dude airwalking back into the boat vs resuming job as trolling lure?
     
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  12. soulfly

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    Yeah I feel like becoming a fast moving object is not the correct play :laugh:
     
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  13. Redav

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    Don't think there's ever been a recorded death of an orca killing a human in the wild
     
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  14. IHHH

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    exactly my thought, now he just looks a little bit more like a dolphin
     
  15. herb.burdette

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    Or worse, a seal.

    I watched a doc a few years ago during Shark Week about the great whites that go airborne off the coast of South Africa.

    The film makers tied a surf board that was cut to shape to look like a seal and then towed it across the channel.

    Sharks started hitting it repeatedly, because from the depths, they just see the familiar silhouette against the sun at the surface.
     
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  16. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Truly the GOAT sea animal. Imagine not believing they’re the best.
     
  17. Redav

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    P sure they've killed a trainer at sea world lol so have to make sure you word that properly
     
  18. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Tough way to go however you slice it

    "That incident, in which Tilikum, a captive whale in British Columbia, pinned his trainer to the pool bottom, drowning her, is generally deemed to have been horseplay, just a misunderstanding, a simple failure of the whale to appreciate the difference between human breath-hold capacity and his own."

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/...ish-orca-killer-whale-keiko-tilikum-sea-world
     
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  19. IHHH

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    That orca a psu fan?
     
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  20. Capstone 88

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    That was self defense. Nothing to see here.
     
  21. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I don't understand why that'd change things... they shouldn't be in sea world to begin with
     
  22. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I don't disagree. I'm just saying you have to add "in the wild"
     
  23. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Pop in the tapes

    They're the best in the wild
     
  24. Gomez35

    Gomez35 Walker of the world’s weird wall

    The film Blackfish goes into a ton of detail about this whale. An intelligent (near sentient?) animal with a lifetime of trauma at the hands of humans and a track record of going after trainers... not sure the above description is totally accurate IMO. I really think he might’ve been looking for a little payback.
     
  25. Capstone 88

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    Talk about a birdie

     
  26. BP

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  27. Seavie

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  28. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

  29. tigr2ndbase

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    Our big alligator I’ve posted on here before was bellowing outside our bedroom last night. Took us a minute to realize what it was. Took the flashlight and he was at the bank with his back arched. Cool site to see.
     
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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Tilikum killed like 3 people before his reign of terror was ended
     
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  31. The Banks

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
     
  32. CloudBerry

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    You're in walgreens and see this wyd

     
  33. Druce

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    leaving walgreens
     
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  34. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I don’t film it I know that much
     
  35. AptosDuck

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    quit screaming and give it a Slurpee already
     
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  36. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    *Dominance
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    Being a white person, I would try to pet it and become BFFs
     
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  38. CloudBerry

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    Being a Karen, I would ask to speak to the monitor
     
  39. BP

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  40. Line 4 Guy

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    Id find the biggest monkey i could and have him kick its ass. Then become pals.
     
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  41. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  42. Gomez35

    Gomez35 Walker of the world’s weird wall

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  43. Corch

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    The speed and power is remarkable
     
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  44. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  45. HotMic

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  46. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    If you don’t follow Paul Nicklen you’re doing it wrong. He’s incredible.
     
  47. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    As is his partner, Cristina Mittermeier. What they do through SeaLegacy is incredible.
     
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