Nature is scary thread

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  1. IHHH

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    :facepalm:
     
  2. BP

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  3. Pelican

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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shark-rips-swimmers-penis-horrified-12643603

    Teenager dies after having PENIS ripped off in horrific shark attack as he swam with friends at the beach
    WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT: The teen's penis and femur were “amputated” by the bite of what is believed to be a tiger shark

    A teenager has died after his penis was ripped off in a horrific shark attack as he swam with friends a the beach. Horrified holidaymakers rushed to Jose Ernestor da Silva's aid and pulled him from the sea as the terrifying attack unfolded.

    The shark struck as lifeguards told the youngsters to come closer to the shore, according to reports.

    Jose passed away at the Restauracao Hospital after rescuers desperately attempted to stem his bleeding at the scene.

    Footage shows rescuers carrying the 18-year-old onto Piedade beach near Recife, Brazil.

    They try to stem the blood by tying garments around the wound, while others can be heard tell the clearly stunned teenager to “breathe”. An ambulance rushed Jose to hospital, where he reportedly suffered two heart attacks and had a leg amputated.

    Despite undergoing emergency surgery, his penis and femur were “amputated” by the bite of what is believed to be a tiger shark, according to medics.

    Rodrigo Matias, from Recife’s fire department, said the victim was swimming with his brother and friends in deep waters near the shore, in an area marked by signs warning of shark attacks.

    Seeing that the group was drifting further out, lifeguards called for them to return to shallower waters.

    He said: “At the exact moment in which the lifeguards asked for them to come closer to the beach, he was bitten.”

    Ambulance medic Wagner Monteiro said Jose had a heart attack after arriving at the local Aeronautica Hospital, and another as he was being transported to the Restauracao Hospital in the centre of Recife.

    He said: “The shark bite amputated his femur and his penis. He lost a lot of blood and is in a critical condition.”

    A spokesman for the Restauracao Hospital said Jose was rushed into surgery after arriving at the hospital at 5.53pm.

    Jose’s mother Elisangela dos Anjos, 42, told Brazil’s JC Online that he had gone to the beach without her knowing, and she only knew about after his his brother Ezequiel, who was with him, called her from the beach following the attack.
     
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  4. Pelican

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    There's a much more graphic video on Facebook and I wish I wouldn't have watched it. :embarrassed:
     
  5. Pelican Grove

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    Where is God when you need him?

     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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  7. devine

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    Can’t believe there are people standing there filming. Disgusting
     
  8. Popovio

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  9. IHHH

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    good thing that gators are not black, he would've been shot multiple times
     
  10. herb.burdette

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    Lava from Kilauea entered Lake Green and boiled away the entire lake, which was 200 feet deep.

     
  11. fuxstockings

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    Lmao He's aggressive! He's aggressive! He's aggressive! :edmond:
     
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  12. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
     
  13. Tobias

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  14. a.tramp

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  15. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Holy fuck the lion is just chilling
     
  16. Gunners

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    that was awesome
     
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  17. Babou

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    I mean, do a little math, carry the 1.... they're giant murder machines

    But it's cool to see stuff like that

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Babou

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    PS, I equally fear and am fascinated by big cats.

    Granted, not cat but something I never forget. When I was a kid we had a 90'ish pound lab. Friendly, etc. One time he needed a shot or something and my dad had to help keep him cool and stay down. The vet said, "If he really wants to get up, he'll get up." I imagine that times 1000 for big cats. /coolstory
     
  19. fuxstockings

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    Absolutely. It's just striking to see a lion's strength put into context like that against 3 large, strong men.
     
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  20. RockHardJawn39

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    I used to think my dog was pretty good at tug of war for his size. Nevermind

     
  21. a.tramp

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    Scooped by just 6 hours
     
  22. angus

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    Gotta say, I didn't see that coming.
     
  23. Fusiontegra

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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Reverse paratrooping, damn.
     
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    Holding his little leg up to test the wind is amazing. I wish spiders weren't so goddamn terrifying; they're pretty cool.
     
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  26. xec

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    Isn’t this what baby Black Widow spiders do?
     
  27. IHHH

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  28. DriveByBBQ

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    Amazing that lioness understands physics, leverage, and the savvy to tug a war at a right angle.
     
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  29. devine

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  30. Nug

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    Orcas are the absolute apex predator in water, maybe in the world. They're also known to maul great whites.
     
  31. Jim Brockmire

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    Wife and I visited a local winery today for a tasting (thats what us aristocrats do) and food truck festival. There was a local rescue here that takes in wild animals from the area that became injured or otherwise unable to fend for themselves.

    I got this up close and personal pic with a wolf that wanted to get at my lunch.

    I wasnt about to fight him over it either. Beautiful animal, but did he ever have a set of teeth when he let out a yawn rignt before the pic.

    [​IMG]
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    Stingray thought it was safe and orca was like "LOL nope"
     
  33. tigr2ndbase

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    A buddy of mine had a pet wolf. She was awesome but you could tell that at any moment, she could just be like I could kill you. She was so loving and sweet though.
     
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  34. Jim Brockmire

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    Yeah man. They're wild animals.

    This one was a little skiddish according to the people from the rescue, they didnt want more than 2 people petting him at a time. He seemed very happy though.
     
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  35. AIP

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    Sure he was he was eating your lunch
     
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  37. DriveByBBQ

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    Horses (and Elephants) have a fear of mice because they can run up their nostils. I’d imagine that why this horse decide to squish the small ground dwelling bird.
     
  38. Babou

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  39. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Surely that’s sped up
     
  40. BP

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  41. BP

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  42. Fargin'

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  43. War Grundle

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    She had that deer in the headlights look.
     
  44. blind dog

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    lol unc what are you doing?
     
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  45. blind dog

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    wrong thread you fucking moron
     
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