Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Bear wanted no part of that Moose
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    That water must have been unbearably cold.
     
  3. The Banks

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    Those tourists got their monies worth
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Imagine being downstairs eating breakfast or checking in and a bear tries to torpedo itself through the glass to get away from a charging moose.
     
  5. The Banks

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    That’s why I’ve always said that continental breakfasts should require bulletproof windows. Glad somebody listened.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    * Extreme thick Canadian accent *

    "Let's just go to Tim Horton's"
     
  7. honestlee

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    This was in the comments. The bear killed one of the babies.
     
  8. The Banks

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Getting between a grizzly coming out of hibernation and a cow with two very young calves? This hero gonna get between a couple of tigers sparring too?
     
  9. IHHH

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    I wish Cristina would’ve been there, she is definitely one that could’ve saved the day.

    and produce great content for the alive or not thread
     
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  10. Doc Louis

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    Always like hearing moose are such gentle creatures, and then the "except when they're mating or protecting their young. " Gets added. Surprised it didn't turn on the tourists
     
  11. The Banks

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    I think everyone understands “don’t fuck with grizzly bears” so when a grizzly bear gets shit scared of a moose, think about what a moose would do to ya.
     
  12. IHHH

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  13. Henry Blake

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    You think he was planning to eat him and then thought better of it?
     
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  14. pearl

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  15. beerme

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    This is like in avatar when they stick their braids into the animals. They're bonded now.
     
  16. Shawn Hunter

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    This is how the bird flu pandemic starts
     
  17. beerme

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    what an absolute maniac. The 1500 pound animal that was presumably its mother wanted no part of that
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

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    i saw that and thought "what the fuck does black lives matter have to do with bears"

    then realized he meant bureau of land management and felt dumb(er)
     
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  19. a.tramp

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  20. hensleya

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    Couldn’t help but grimace at the thought of him (her?) grabbing his dick.
     
  21. Pelican

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    Why are there so many stupid fucking people that get way too close to animals like that.
     
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  22. Pelican

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    Like there are actual real-life pelicans at the lake by my hometown IN OHIO now and even I can stop myself from getting too close to them.
     
  23. Shinzon

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    Did he just pull off the dream scenario of hundreds of basic white dudes and get to use his axe throwing skills in real-life?



    Whatever he did, I’m surprised that lion let go of the calf.
     
  24. pearl

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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    I've seen Pelicans do some wild shit - I give them as wide of a berth as possible.
     
  26. Shinzon

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    Caption is spot on for this one.

     
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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I feel no more comfortable about the existence of great white sharks now than i did when I was 7.
     
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  28. TableKnight

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  29. Pelican

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  30. Shinzon

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    Having trouble deciding if this is more interesting/awesome than sad/tragic..
     
  31. fuxstockings

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    I trust the elephant until more facts come in.

     
  32. skrouse

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    I'm 100% team elephant
     
  33. Shawn Hunter

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    Shouldn't have been dead there.
     
  34. Prospector

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    Ddddaaaaammmmnnnnnn that's some quality hate
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    Such remarkable restraint. How?!?
     
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  36. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  37. billdozer

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    Yellowstone has basically been cutoff from the world due to flooding. The record cfs for the Yellowstone River was 30,000 in 1918. It's over 50,000 now.


    https://fb.watch/dDHUL3Jv8b/
     
  38. dathalfnukkahd

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  39. One Two

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    Are you a shark?
     
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  40. skiedfrillet

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    well that's slightly depressing
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    What is the cause? Abnormally high/rapid snowmelt, rain, all the above?
     
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  42. dathalfnukkahd

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    this guy films them all day getting close to people and they don’t do anything.
     
  43. One Two

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    ^^^ I found the shark
     
  44. $P1

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    dathalfsharkhd
     
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  45. Bankz

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    all of the above.
     
  46. Bankz

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  47. broken internet

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    Majestic view of the river just dramatically improved.

    Glass half full, amirite?
     
  48. Kirk Fogg

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  49. Prospector

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    Will that watershed end up in Powell/Mead?