Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. billdozer

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    It had looked like another dry year/low water year based on the winter snow pack, then April/May dumped a large amount of snow on the mountains that didn't freeze up. So when the hot weather hit along with some rain, it all melted at once vs slowly like a normal snow pack would.
     
  2. Shinzon

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  4. Shinzon

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    Don’t know about the choice to bail on the bike, run 10 yards, and then hide behind a tiny ass tree.
     
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  5. tigr2ndbase

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  6. Pelican

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    lol I wish that were real bc it'd be pretty cool to see (but not experience).
     
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  7. AptosDuck

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    The pic of Shaq looks pretty real to me
     
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  8. Pelican

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    The scariest part is that a bear would easily catch a cyclist in that situation.
     
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  9. kinghill

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    fake bear chase video is at least 8 years old
     
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  10. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  11. fattus

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    No. Yellowstone River is part of the Missouri system.
     
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  12. Shinzon

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  13. Prospector

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    Angry Moose Charges At Colorado Woman In Heart-Stopping Video
    By Zuri Anderson

    June 16, 2022
    A Colorado woman filmed her scary encounter with an angry moose recently, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife. Officials shared footage of the incident on Tuesday (June 14) as a warning to be careful around these creatures and their offspring.

    The 18-second video starts off with an adult female moose charging in at the woman, who screams "Back, back!" to deter the animal momentarily. Even though the woman is able to fend off the moose with her loud yells, that didn't stop it from rushing at her several times.

    "Reminder, moose will defend themselves and their young aggressively," according to a CPW Twitter post. "This video comes in from last weekend near Ironton Park along the Million Dollar Highway between Silverton and Ouray. The cow moose was suspected to have calves nearby and charged a woman multiple times."

    Wildlife officers also provided some tips for people to avoid potential moose attacks:

    • Stay well away from these animals and avoid areas such as this located near water with an abundance of willows
    • Choose areas with good visibility and be extra cautious
    • Make noise when in close proximity to willows and thick habitat
    • If you're hiking with your dog, keep it leashed
    • Run as fast as you can from a moose if it displays aggressive behavior
    • Try to put a large object between you such as a boulder, car, or tree, if it charges at you
    You can read more about what to do during moose encounters HERE.
     
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  14. AptosDuck

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    A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
     
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  15. Shinzon

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  16. IHHH

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    this reminds me of when quenton nelson was playing for notre dame
     
  17. bertwing

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    Gunners when someone tries to grab the last two donuts in the break room

     
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  18. IHHH

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    Inside jokes aside, I think it’s well known that hippos are not to be fucked with(no pun intended on the lack of sex life for Gunners )they are very aggressive protecting their turf
     
  19. One Two

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    I will never understand how an animal built like this moves so well on water and land. (I’m talking about the hippo not Gunners )
     
  20. bertwing

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  21. IHHH

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  23. Shawn Hunter

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    Why doesn't he attemp to run once he realizes it's running at him? Dumb motherfucker
     
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  24. a.tramp

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    1st guess is that is literally what you are not supposed to do.

    2nd guess is you never know what you are going to do until you are in that situation.
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Well guess I'll be dead if I ever come across a bear.
     
  26. IHHH

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    i know exactly what I would do, Rock Paper Scissors him to death
     
  27. Anison

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    If a bear charges you, you’re supposed to stand your ground, speak to it calmly, and begin walking away slowly (backwards or sideways). The first charge from a bear is usually a bluff, if you run it will continue charging you and is more likely to maul you.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'll be sure to remind my sympathetic nervous system the next time I see a bear charge me.
     
  29. El Tiburon

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    The dude’s main mistake was not getting down on his knees and thus giving the bear the universal sign that a blowjob is imminent. You just have to suck that bear dick in that situation.
     
  30. goblue31602

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    Replace bear with wife and the same thing applies
     
  31. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  32. Prospector

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    Don't know if true or not, but one species of bear you are supposed to stay and yell etc and the other you are supposed to run asap
     
  33. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  34. southlick

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  35. HotMic

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  36. The Banks

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    Glad to see Ken M is still active on Twitter

     
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  37. Shinzon

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    Sometimes nature is scary to…nature lol.

     
  38. Fargin'

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    Those things are literal monsters. I love them and think they're awesome but they are monsters.
     
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  39. War Grundle

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    Mirrors, right?
     
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  40. southlick

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  41. Icculus is a Bammer

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    That headline makes it seems though you have nothing to worry about when it comes to sea lions. FALSE. Heard Ron magill on a pod talking about this and saying that sea lions have a huge K 9s as they carnivorous and could rip your arm off or tear into. Point being we shouldn’t be getting this close to wild animals
     
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  42. BP

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    The birth of a baby cobra
     
  43. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I hate snakes but that little guy is cute af.
     
  44. bertwing

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