Dave Chappelle taught me that bushmen in Africa will trap baboons, cage them for days, give them salt, release them, and then follow them to find a water source.
Hey, let's all laugh and clap as our 5 lb. dog acts like a tough guy chasing around an apex predator!
The comments section of that tweet is fantastic. One half of them are horribly triggered, the other half are dying laughing.
One of the more disturbing videos I've ever come across is a baboon eating a baby gazelle alive. Casually eating the gazelle's insides, while the gazelle lifts its head and looks around, then it's head falls. Then again sits up and looks around. pretty uhhhh awful.
"A small dog that spent a decade tormenting a crocodile on her owner's property in Australia has been eaten by the animal she taunted for so long. Owner Kai Hansen, who often had guests and even television crews at his house south of Darwin to watch Pippa the terrier chase the crocodile into the water, watched in horror as she tested the reptile's patience too far and was dragged into the water." Apparently this was a borderline daily occurrence.
Watch the video, guy is out of his mind. He lives on an isolated island, "Goat Island", in the middle of a crocodile infested river. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-27/kai-hansen-his-pet-crocodile-and-living-on-goat-island/8791236
https://africageographic.com/?author hyenas killed a kudu bull inside the lobby of a safari lodge Spoiler
Is that a good or bad advertisement? "You will never be closer to nature and wildlife." or "Hyenas may eat you while you sleep"
There's bigger ones. The Texas Boa can reach up to 65 feet. It's distant cousin, the Appalachian Boa can reach 70 feet, but its only found in West Virginia.
With devine ‘s diet of hot dogs and Smirnoff Sally Smash, he is more likely to drop one in the toilet if you know what I am saying