Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. pearl

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  2. beerme

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    I’ve seen Honey I Shrunk the Kids and that is not what ants look like
     
  3. IHHH

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    Never killing an ant ever again in my life, just in case
     
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  4. Shinzon

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    Body is even hollowed out.

     
  5. burnttatertot

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    I'm more concerned with the spelling of her name.
     
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  6. broken internet

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    It's pronounced "Rebek-AHHHHH"
     
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  7. Shinzon

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    Pretty sure you’re supposed to pronounce the last syllable like a crow would.
     
  8. arrdub

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    The realest zombies don’t even have to bite you they just spore you with a gentle breeze
     
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  9. Shinzon

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  10. broken internet

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    I couldn't resist...

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  11. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    “Need a hand?”
    Nah I’d rather be suffocated to death.
     
  13. broken internet

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Woah, chill on the House of Dragon spoiler!
     
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  15. Eathan Edwards

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    I got a few texts asking me about the Bison attack from people assuming it was in JH or surrounding area - nope, it was in Texas:

     
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  16. Joey Freshwater

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    the way the bird just stops to watch is insult to injury. That shit was a set up.
     
  17. Eathan Edwards

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    The little black bird just basically goes back to a snack after watching a murder.
     
  18. Joey Freshwater

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  19. Redav

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    Birds are so fucking stupid he prob gas no idea and was just doing dumb bird shit
     
  20. HotMic

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    Not scary, just fun

     
  21. goblue31602

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    I would love to have a pet fox, those things are awesome.
     
  22. broken internet

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    A breath of fresh air is always good in nature. A ying to the yang, if you will.

     
  23. Shinzon

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    Makes me think of this..

     
  24. pearl

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  25. War Grundle

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    Wow I thought it was a snake.
     
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  26. pearl

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  27. beerme

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    that’s a person wearing an eagle suit
     
  28. Eathan Edwards

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  29. pearl

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  30. Iron Mickey

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    quite a stupid games/prizes scenario having a snake that big
     
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  31. The Banks

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    That's a huge rack on that moose which is surprising in an urban area of 400K people. The thing about moose is, compare to say a deer in Texas (aptly tiny relatively to the size of Alaska), is that a moose is 4-5x the weight and with their height, if you were to hit one on the highway, your engine block takes out their legs and the 1200 of moose meat go through the windshield at the occupants.
     
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  32. burnttatertot

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    Knew the size of those fuckers back in the 90's when one had me trapped inside a campus room in Anchorage.
     
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  33. Pelican

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    Gotta admit I had no idea a moose could be that big.
     
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  34. The Banks

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  35. pearl

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  36. IowaHuskerFan3

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    The Irish Elk is a massive creature, supposedly went extinct due to their antlers and not being able to support them.
     
  37. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Can't even walk through the woods with those
     
  38. IHHH

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    it’s astonishing how a moose can move through the woods with these massive antlers.
     
  39. IHHH

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    i hope the same thing does not happen to my family tree due to the massiveness of our penis.
     
  40. burnttatertot

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    Here in the US we're determined to make it easier on them by clearcutting or burning every forest.
     
  41. burnttatertot

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    I think it might be 'peni' but it also may be the pills talking. Asking for a friend.
     
  42. Starscream

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    nice humble brag about having a family
     
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  43. IHHH

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    i have no idea, I think I made many mistakes writing that sentence
     
  44. pearl

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  45. Tarpon Nole

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    I believe the moose is called elk in Europe, and elk in Asia are called something else
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Just coming to post this. Should have set it to "Mountains" from Interstellar.

     
  47. War Grundle

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    That soundtrack was so amazing.
     
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  48. The Banks

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